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The last name for a gorgeous person.
Did you see that girl? Her last name must be Keeney!
Keeney by caityr101 November 30, 2009
Words you can keep
One who is receptive to the advances of a cougar
Can you believe that keeney? He brought back a 38 year old to his parents house last night.
Keeney by Vanderdrift August 6, 2009
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A know-it-all vegetarian with a slight lisp. Keeneys are so dedicated to obscure facts, and showing other people they know those facts, they'll often they'll often on solo fact-giving missions, even at usually social fact-based events like pub quizes
- "I dethided to go to a local pub quiz to make thome new friendth. I ordered thome vegetarian nachoth to thare with people. Everyone wath already on a team tho I had to do it by mythelf. I won though."

- Dude! you're such keeney
Keeney by Sharktopod December 11, 2010

paul keeney 

That one teacher that always has McDonald’s. Normally old with a quirky smile, often will have a YouTube channel. Enjoys his time at the lake and will never let you down. Enjoys building robots with little kid.
Guy one: look out I think Paul keeney likes you
Keeney: hahaha I’m buff.
paul keeney by Deranged slime May 26, 2021

jacob keeney 

a person with a dark heart and soul and watches anime
jacob keeney by Ross gorham May 25, 2016

Eve Keeney 

a very hot and sophisticated woman who wears glasses.

Hello

A true furry-like companion Julissa Gonzales.
"Omg! Eve Keeney is so handsome" - Said by Julissa Gonzales.
Eve Keeney by anonymous November 17, 2021

Keene Effect

The "Keene Effect" refers to a disturbing online phenomenon in which an individual becomes the target of relentless internet trolling and harassment by malicious individuals seeking to compromise their online presence and personal information. This campaign of trolling often involves distributing sensitive details, such as private documents, personal information, or pictures, through websites like Doxbin or other malicious platforms, leaving the victim vulnerable to various forms of harassment, cyberattacks, and even the infamous practice of "Pizza Bombing."

The term "Keene Effect" originated from a notorious online trolling incident that involved a person known as "Keene." The trolling campaign against Keene escalated to the point where the attackers not only engaged in typical trolling behaviors but also orchestrated "Pizza Bombing" by ordering numerous unwanted pizzas to their address without their consent or knowledge. This act caused significant inconvenience and discomfort to Keene, leading to the association of the term with similar malicious trolling efforts involving the distribution of personal information and the infamous pizza pranks.
Example 1:
Person A: "Did you hear about the poor guy who got hit with the Keene Effect?"
Person B: "Yeah, it's terrible! Those trolls went as far as ordering dozens of pizzas to his house. Just imagine how stressful that must have been."

Example 2:
Person A: "I've been extra careful about my online privacy after witnessing the Keene Effect happening to others."
Person B: "That's a smart move. Protecting your personal information is crucial these days."

Example 3:
Person A: "The Keene Effect is no joke. It can ruin someone's life and lead to real-world consequences."
Person B: "Exactly, online anonymity can embolden trolls to commit cruel acts without facing immediate repercussions."
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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