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keeneth

An ugly ass guy in your core classes who doesn't do his work in class , & did i mention hes ugly .. yeah .

Also he's a bitch .
MARIA : Have you talked to keeneth ?
JOEL : No why ?
MARIA : Cause he's being a bitch .
by - ur fave December 19, 2017
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Keneth

Keneth always want to be appreciated because he really truly deserves it. Keneth may not see the good things other see in him but if from time to time you remind him that he is a good person and has a good heart, he glows and he never forgets it. He is the best kind of person to be with when you want to forget everything that stresses you out. A Keneth is fun to be with.

A Keneth can be satirical at times. You never know when he's serious or he's joking because he never let his walls down and always seem to have his emotions in control when in reality it isn't.
I'm so done with everything. I just need a Keneth right now.
by ang__hell May 5, 2020
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Kenneth Cloonan

A god-like deity worshiped by the Moniteau natives of the continental U.S. Known as the French-Man he commonly wore tight clothing to show his prestige and dominance. He was known to teach the strong and intelligent of the Moniteau in order to find the best to carry on his legacy.
Kenneth Cloonan will allow you to proceed if not you shall be shunned.
Cloonan only accepts the best.
by aHumanbeingwhoisalive101 November 2, 2018
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Kenneth Nixon

The absolutely amazing lead vocalist for the Nashville based band, Framing Hanley. He used to be in a band with someone else named 'Kenneth' so he started going by 'Nixon' and he still does.
"Hey, did you meet Kenneth Nixon after the framing Hanley show last night?"
by xRachelatTheDiscox April 7, 2009
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Hot Kenneth

The act of defecating on a plastic male doll. It is usually done by a male on a male doll.
Guy #1: Oh my god!! Someone shit on my sisters toys!
Guy #2: Get with the program nerd! I gave them toys a Hot Kenneth!
by thesituation89 January 19, 2010
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Kenneth Bone

Pure, unadulterated perfection in the form of a human being; the physical return of Christ himself.
Person 1: "Where are you going?"
Person 2: "To church"
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "I have to be prepared for the return of Christ, it could happen at any time."
Person 1: "He already returned and his name is Kenneth Bone"
by Ken Bone = God October 15, 2016
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Kenneth Boner

A half chub erection that comes on suddenly during a presidential debate.

If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.
There I was watching the tube, when all of a sudden, BAM, my wanker swelled into a nice plump Kenneth Boner, and suddenly I had so many questions on clean energy!
by In_shane_ity October 10, 2016
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