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keeblers 

A rare strain of potent Cannabis. Keebler Kush is known for its cookie after taste and giddy high.
well damn, these keeblers are dense pebbles
keeblers by ahusain November 2, 2009
Words you can keep

Keeblerish 

Of the Elven variety. Someone that is keebler or elven in nature. Small in stature or small features or pointy ears or all of the above. Keebler-like
His Keeblerish features often had passerbys asking him what was cooking in the tree today.
Keeblerish by jpkaty October 5, 2009

keebler elves 

A little family of elves who live in a tree and create all kinds of complex contraptions just so they can get their cookies 'just right'. We can catch glimpses of their lives through their well-know Keebler Elves commercials.
The Keebler elves don't make their pecan melt cookies too sweet, they make them *just right*.
keebler elves by Angelacia August 26, 2007

Keebler Elvis 

A person who has consumed so many sweets and/or dessert foods that they feel like they're going to die on the toilet.
Sorry I'm late for work, I had a box of donuts for breakfast and felt like a total Keebler Elvis.
Keebler Elvis by krustaykristay June 29, 2011

Doobie Keebler

An interrogation technique that consists of asking innane irrelevent questions, and then suddenly, ham-handedly asking directly if the person is guilty of whatever you are investigating and hoping they will slip up and just confess. The term refers to the News Radio episode "Jail (part 1 of 3)" where Matthew is interviewing Jimmy James and trying to determine if he is D.B. Cooper.
Of course Monica denied she's screwing your brother. You've got to be subtle when you lay the trap, you can't just Doobie Keebler her with the question.
Doobie Keebler by PaulG September 11, 2008

Keebler Fudged 

When you pull your dick out of your partner’s unclean asshole and the lines of fecal remnants on your rigid meat look like a Keebler Fudge Stripe cookie.

Typically occurs when you deep stroke and rail an unprepared asshole or you are so far up in the intestines it can’t be avoided.
That random guy I hooked up with Keebler fudged me last night.
Keebler Fudged by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020

crusty keebler

dried up jizz left all over pants after beating off
cory has crusty keebler all over his shirt
crusty keebler by brent little December 3, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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