keeblers 

A rare strain of potent Cannabis. Keebler Kush is known for its cookie after taste and giddy high.

well damn, these keeblers are dense pebbles

keeblers by ahusain November 2, 2009

Keeblerish 

Of the Elven variety. Someone that is keebler or elven in nature. Small in stature or small features or pointy ears or all of the above. Keebler-like

His Keeblerish features often had passerbys asking him what was cooking in the tree today.

Keeblerish by jpkaty October 5, 2009

keebler elves 

A little family of elves who live in a tree and create all kinds of complex contraptions just so they can get their cookies 'just right'. We can catch glimpses of their lives through their well-know Keebler Elves commercials.

The Keebler elves don't make their pecan melt cookies too sweet, they make them *just right*.

keebler elves by Angelacia August 26, 2007

Keebler Elvis 

A person who has consumed so many sweets and/or dessert foods that they feel like they're going to die on the toilet.

Sorry I'm late for work, I had a box of donuts for breakfast and felt like a total Keebler Elvis.

Keebler Elvis by krustaykristay June 29, 2011

Doobie Keebler

An interrogation technique that consists of asking innane irrelevent questions, and then suddenly, ham-handedly asking directly if the person is guilty of whatever you are investigating and hoping they will slip up and just confess. The term refers to the News Radio episode "Jail (part 1 of 3)" where Matthew is interviewing Jimmy James and trying to determine if he is D.B. Cooper.

Of course Monica denied she's screwing your brother. You've got to be subtle when you lay the trap, you can't just Doobie Keebler her with the question.

Doobie Keebler by PaulG September 11, 2008

Keebler Fudged 

When you pull your dick out of your partner’s unclean asshole and the lines of fecal remnants on your rigid meat look like a Keebler Fudge Stripe cookie.

Typically occurs when you deep stroke and rail an unprepared asshole or you are so far up in the intestines it can’t be avoided.

That random guy I hooked up with Keebler fudged me last night.

Keebler Fudged by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020

crusty keebler

dried up jizz left all over pants after beating off

cory has crusty keebler all over his shirt

crusty keebler by brent little December 3, 2006