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A word often used by middle eastern nationals for the traditional dish of Kebab spoken phonetically, Ke-bob's are often sold in meat retailers in east countries.
Fred - Hi, i'd like 2 shish kebabs.
Mekmet - Listen u ungratefull asshole, it's called Ke-bob
Fred - Ok, Ke-bob then bastard
Mekmet - If I hadn't eaten 10 bratwursts i'd come slap you!
ke-bob by Martz July 5, 2006
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shish-kebob 

food+stick= SHISH KIBOB! also a fun word to yell randomely wile walking down the street
wow look at this food on a stick! it must be a shish-kebob!

stranger: nice shoes
you: SHISH-KIBOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shish-kebob by allicat14 May 1, 2006
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"Kebobs" is a Danish currency for buying a woman or multiple women. As it stands right now one kebob is equivilant to about 7 dollars.

The term is typically used on the Slotshaven Gymnasium in Denmark, especially when bitches be "lobbing".
Dude 1: "Hvor mange kebobs?"
Dude 2: "Mindst 2 kebobs"
Dude 1: "Meget lob"

Translation:
Dude 1: "How many kebobs?"
Dude 2: "Atleast 2 kebobs."
Dude 1: "Very lob."
Kebobs by Bolber Jahid November 15, 2021

kebob171 

a kebob is a shin kicking short man who is incredibly difficult to fight in hand to hand combat, this type of human often displays edgy feeling and doesn't like fun, a kebobling is often friends with the vision54 and they both enjoy making your mum jokes to the Harry. Though shin kicking and enslavement of siblings are the important factors to remember.
"doin Harry's mom" -kebob171
"gasp" -harry
"My guy my guy" -vision54
"My guy my guy" -kebob171
kebob171 by Mr K11 December 30, 2021

shish kebob 

A collection of students of various ethnic backgrounds; not necessarily a pejorative expression.
All my friends are shish kebobs; they rule the math club.
shish kebob by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

Douche Kebob 

An unbelievable IDIOT. I find I use it most in reference to MY BOSS.
He is an unbelievable DOUCHE KEBOB for saying that to me
Douche Kebob by Sy Bone ya March 7, 2011
It comes from the word kebob which means kebob. And you see, kebobs have large breasts, which they use to rub in the face of ashkoon.
Smurf:Papa smurf, can I lick your ass?
Papa smurf: YEAH, LICK MY ASS, BITCH!
kebob by [Quickman.EXE] December 11, 2004
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