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A real ass jitt with a long dick
Kayvoo a real jitt
kayvoo by Kayvoo June 19, 2017
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A fan term of sorts for Caillou in the so bad, it's hilarious GoAnimate/Vyond fandom. This name comes from the text-to-speech feature being unable to pronounce "Caillou" properly.
"Kayloo, how dare you sneak off to Chuck-E-Cheese! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for 9049034903490349034903902390343495994995490349034903490490934 years! Go to your room now!"
Kayloo by HandItOverGanon December 29, 2018
Related Words
kayvoo • kayvon • kayloo • kayveon • kavoo • Kaydoo • kaydoor • kaygoofu • Kayoos • Kayootie
too bring luck or positive energy
i bring kaygoofu too u
kaygoofu by tannahamblin June 19, 2019
Very intelligent person who gets attention from females but he never really seems to pay them attention because he is in his own world and comes and goes as he pleases. Super sexy and gives great advice. Everyone wants a Kayvon in their life.
Kayvon is just so awesome.
Kayvon by Themysto February 1, 2021
Another form of cutie usually used to butter up someone.
- Oh God! You're such a kayootie ! ^-^
Kayootie by Irksome December 24, 2014
It's a different pronunciation of Caillou, that mostly old Amazon voices (especially IVONA 2 Eric), and Microsoft text-to-speech voices are unable to pronounce Caillou's name, which can be a funny name.
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh! Kayloo! How dare you sing your theme song, y'know everyone in the universe does not like your theme song, because it's the annoying thing in the planet! That's it! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 22 weeks!

Go upstairs to your room right now!

Then Caillou goes: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Kayloo by CentralAnimator May 18, 2022
Kayvon is a term used by Iranians which means celestial body it is used to describe young men with very sexy bodys like the stars
Yo Kayvon-dawg u got a kayvon body dig it
kayvon by Kaydawg June 20, 2008
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