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anal kazoo
The act of putting a kazoo up someone's ass and then playing a song with the other end, preferably theme songs from 80's tv shows.
Ping: I sure could go for another anal kazoo.
Dean: I just gave you an anal kazoo last night. Can I at least stop playing the theme song from Chips? You get too excited and always shit all over my face.
Dean: I just gave you an anal kazoo last night. Can I at least stop playing the theme song from Chips? You get too excited and always shit all over my face.
anal kazoo by Bazinga728 October 30, 2010
Related Words
kaxzoo • kazoo • Kazooie • kazoo kid • kazoozle • kazooker • kazooted • Kazoo Dick • KazooDoesArt • Kazooing
Kazooie
Loud or rambunctious person or thing. Typically used when describing a person, and/or the sound someone makes when talking through a mask.
Kazooie by carmink194 March 23, 2021
booze kazoo
booze kazoo by Hairdo December 2, 2013
Kansas Kazoo
We tried for hours, but i finally heard the Kansas Kazoo. She screamed with pleasure so loud her jaw popped out.
Kansas Kazoo by M-Chill December 21, 2012
cancer kazoo
An electrolarynx, akin to a megaphone or Mr. Microphone, only it is held to a blowhole in the throat after the larynx has been removed due to diseases like Cancer. The resulting "voice" is very buzzy, throaty, and monotone - but it's all you got at that point. What's sadder is that a lot of the people in this situation smoked a truckload of cigarettes along the way, and they usually look somewhat "weathered", "leathery", or "rugged" to add a visual scare with the auditory one.
Ned from South Park wears a cancer kazoo on his left wrist.
I thought a Cylon from the original Battlestar Galactica series was talking to me, but it was just a guy with a cancer kazoo.
I thought a Cylon from the original Battlestar Galactica series was talking to me, but it was just a guy with a cancer kazoo.
cancer kazoo by Popehat2 December 9, 2007
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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