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a thing you call your friend when their name is just to long.
person 1: hey what's your name?
person 2: my name is Maria Teresa García Ramírez de Arroyo!
person 1: i'll just call you Kausho
kausho by Kausho's Manager May 11, 2018
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a gesture of suicide relating to the game of kahoot
“I’m failing all my classes i might as well kashoot myself”
kashoot by HermanTheShark January 30, 2019
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Kashoot Myself 

The verb used to commit suicide because of triggers from playing kahoot or just thinking about it.
I wanted to Kashoot Myself after we presented our kahoot to the class.
Kashoot Myself by AssCrumbs January 23, 2019

Kushothyleoma

Brian is 16 and he has Kushothyleoma. The aggressive addiction to Marijuana. He smokes it, vaporizes it and even plugs it up his but. It all started when his uncle said "do it! pussy ! take a hit!".
Kushothyleoma by GMOS May 2, 2016
When you lose a game of Kahoot and have the urge to shoot up a place
I'm done , this place is about to get Kashooted
Kashoot by Kashooter April 4, 2017
A talented, gifted charming young man that has a natural ability to attract people. He is the kind of man who wants to love others deeply and will never fail to show his appreciation towards your kindness. He’s also very attentive to detail, hustles like a boss and pays great attention to your needs, even (ahem) your sexual needs. Kaushal is a dreamy man and you would be lucky to have him in your life.
The action of shooting a firearm at one's self or at someone else because the shooter didn't reach the "Top 5 people" leaderboard on their recent Kahoot game
Damn, my boy is gonna start kashooting people after school because he wasn't doing too hot in his recent game.
kashoot by H4W7Duhman February 28, 2017
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