kattem

Someone that is driving very poorly and a danger in traffic. Someone that drives on very slow speeds.

Oh no it's Kattem. Now I need to be alert.

by Ossie April 26, 2017

kattenskruid

A Kattenskruid is a person who wants to bite your hand 😨

"I want to bite your hand"
"OMG you're such a kattenskruid

by Waff505 December 4, 2022

kattered

to be completely wasted, to the point where you can't stand up or talk properly. you may also find yourself hanging onto random people for support, and/ or even pulling them down to the ground unintentionally.

Did you see David last night at that party? He drank like a whole bottle of orange vodka and was totally Kattered.

Hey guys, let's get totally kattered tonight!

by paquier100 August 14, 2010

Katten

A person whom instantly shuts down any party or the attempt thereof. A true Katten may also strictly oppose, prevent, or shut down any other fun activity.

Bjarne: Are you up for a party tonight?
Espen Reidar: Sure, as long as Katten doesn't show up and ruin the party.

Bjarne: This party is the greatest.
Espen Reidar: Wtf, Katten just arrived and killed our party.

by Notakatten August 31, 2016

katemostar

A majestic woman of unsurpassed beauty and charm. A katemostar is someone you will super like on tinder even if you aren't a subscriber and limited to one a day. Fit doesn't even begin to describe this woman, her buns of steel are so hard they could crack a walnut. A lioness in bed, she is powerfully confident and knows what shes doing, but if you don't, you can kiss this girl goodbye. If you are lucky enough to find your self in bed with a katemostar the very sight of her perfect vagina will make you want to marry her. She is a strong independent woman and fiercely protective of the people she loves. You are most likely to find a katemostar in her natural habitat of mountains, trees, lakes and the ocean.Her Achilles heel would be her obsession with shoes, you cant possibly count them all but you're probably better off just not knowing. But the most fascinating part of a katemostar is her smile as her eyes will brighten the darkest room on the coldest day, and her dimples will melt away all your worries.

Guess what guys, I met a katemostar! I think ill probably marry her one day, we would make amazing babies together.

by shlongski October 16, 2019

Kattebuk

Pronounced cut-a-buk, is a derogatory term used by slaves to their slave owners in Southern Africa. It is a derogatory slang word used to describe white people, and holds the definition of a 'fat white cunt'. Black people, and for a matter of fact any other race, can experience extreme backlash for using such a word, and can often result in gang beatings or school shootings.

Black friend (me) : Whats good, my kattebuk!
White friend : Hey! That's racist, you nigga!

by creamy_jasondog March 15, 2021

Bob Katter

The best comedian of all time.

I'll walk backwards to Bourke if the gay population of North Queensland is any more than 0.001% - Bob Katter

by loadhead March 16, 2017