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kassander 

Kassander is a man with an mega schlong. His pipe is so huge not many girls can take it. He is a player. His smell attracts every woman on the planet.
Person A: wow this man there is so masculin and he has a really big pipe
Person B: yes you're right he is a real Kassander
kassander by Sandi006 February 27, 2023
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The first time you see her you'll fall in love with her she gives you this amazing feeling that makes you smile gives you goosebumps and butterflies everytime you see her it's like the first time all over again. She has the most amazing laugh and her voice once you hear it you'll know what an angel sounds like. She takes your breath away so its hard to breathe let alone talk to her. She's that girl that you want to be with and that you'd do anything for. Being around her is the best from either sitting in class, driving around for hours or surprising her at work and the more you are with her the more you fall for her which makes you just want to be around her even more. She is so beautiful caring competitive funny smart and super cute, there are so many more words to describe her. Overall she is the greatest person you'll ever meet and is the definition of perfect. You'll want to thank more than God for having her in your life. If you have feelings for a Kassandra tell her how you feel or type it up on urbandictionary.com where anyone can see how you feel and have her read it like I have just done. I could go on and on about Kassandra but if I did it would take forever and I would rather tell her in person.
A little story I went to a cheer competition and was talking to another girl on the squad I wasn't aloud to be with her so I told everyone I was there to watch Kassandra. The thing is I was there to watch Kassandra I loved her and still do. I just wanted her to know that.
Most amazing person ever known
Breathtaking
Absolutely Stunning
Kassandra is perfect!!!
❤❤❤
Kassandra by JosephPaul13 June 23, 2018

Kasandra 

shes beautiful,sexy,has the softest skin.Can melt your heart when she smiles.Don't lose her,keep her.Shes very special,she has the cutest smile.She gives you butterflies.Don't flirt with another girl if u like her or you will lose her.She can be a badass,a bitch,but she can be very kind.She always puts people first.Shes very emotional she might smile alot but shes hurt inside.Don't break her.She has beautiful long hair.All the guys fall inlove with her.If u pay attention you will see other guys flirting with her or trying to look at her or be next to her,so take her before shes someones.Shes the most beautiful girl you will see.She has the greatest style.She can be a bitch if you hurt her or if you are mean to her tho.Don't get on her bad side.If you had to choose between her and someone else pick her.She doesn't think shes beautiful,so many people say to her but she doesn't believe it.She also doesn't know why guys love her.
A:you're beautiful
Kasandra:no i am not
Kasandra by Btsloverforever September 29, 2018

Kasandra 

The most beutiful girl you will meet. she has beutiful long hair and her skin is soft and perfectly toned kasandra is the prettiest girl I have ever meet
Kasandra by Northern pike May 14, 2015
Kassandra is a bad bitch. she love everything but cottage cheese. She us also an independent women that don't need no man
She's so independent she must be a Kassandra.
Kassandra by cottagecheese101 October 9, 2018

Kassondra 

Down to earth and super chill. Likes to laugh and have fun. Gets along with just about anyone and is very friendly. Beautiful person inside and out. Has a bangin' body. Faithful in relationships. Respectful of herself and others.
You're very Kassondra-like today, I'm diggin' it!
Kassondra by purpleshoes78 January 20, 2011

kassaundra 

She is so beautiful and amazing. She can definitely make any guy smile, she also has a passion for dancing. Very unique, any guy would be extremely lucky to be with her. She is spontaneous and gorgeous. Kassaundra is another word for someone who is amazing

Kick ass

Incredible

Spectactular

Awesome

with out a doubt the most beautiful girl on the face of the earth

And she is the best girlfriend a guy could ask for

if I were to go on about how awesome this girl is

it would take forever

So in short a Kassaundra would be the girl you are in total love with
Kassaundra is so godly that I adore her.
kassaundra by natureisbeauty November 7, 2011
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