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Kapse:/noun/ It is a surname. It's fun to call people by their surnames especially when their surname is as good as kapse.They might look like they're irritated when you call them kapse but they secretly like it. Kapses are intelligent and Smart. They love to read. A lot. But are actually dumb.., the dumbest,...mostest dumbestest dumbass. But 'our' dumbass is what their friends call them.

They are bored 24×7. Kapses are a whole mood. They like to read and are a drama queen. Studies have shown that they have an extremely comfortable lap known to provide comfort to several species. It also cures their boredom.
They are the kind of people who listen to both dil and dimaag. They are the most insane but best kind of people. Being a kapse is not an easy job😮 💨
The best way to be friends with a kapse is to be like us.
Pro tip: Never make a kapse angry ;)
Man you're fearless, you're such a kapse.
kapse by starglitter December 5, 2021
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Kaisexual 

When you are completely and utterly in love with the fictional character Kai Parker from the vampire diaries.
Bonnie: I think I am in love with Kai Parker
Damon: That means you’re Kaisexual
Kaisexual by KaiParker’sGf December 29, 2020
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kansei dorifto 

A hella badass inertia drift, made by professional drivers and street racers. The phrase is largely associated with the first episode of the popular anime Initial D, where the phrase spawned.
Guy 1: NANI?!
Guy 2: KANSEI DORIFTO!
kansei dorifto by Nitrocidic_UB June 15, 2017
Gefilte fish - this was a mistake made by Q-Tip of A Tribe Called Quest in the song "What" off of The Low End Theory. You can hear the mistake around 37 seconds into the song. He says "What's Ali without Shaheed Muhammad? ... Nothing, kapelka makes you vomit..." - This mistake is pointed out on J.Period's Mixtape "J.Period Presents... The (Abstract) Best" (The Best of Q-Tip) on the track called "Behind the Scenes: What Is Kapelka? (f/Q-Tip)".
"What's Ali without Shaheed Muhammad? ... Nothing, kapelka makes you vomit..."
Kapelka by ReDsHy PaRa tRy November 15, 2009

Kappersbandje 

Mocking nickname for musical bands who make their appearance on mainstream talk-shows. Over acting, copying the style of populair British & US bands, excessive attention to style, fashion & hair do, and poor musical skills are typical for these type of bands.
The tv-host just asked for a round of applause for yet another kappersbandje.
Kappersbandje by Sneb October 29, 2012

Kaisexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to kai parker
Y’all I am Kaisexual😏.
Kaisexual by By : Bonnie Bennett December 30, 2020

Jujutsu Kaisen 

The anime with amazing fight scenes and characters, and has two daddies. Your heterosexuality will not survive.
"Have you watched Jujutsu Kaisen yet?"
Jujutsu Kaisen by coocato December 5, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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