To procastinate to such a degree that one's work and reputation is seriously threatened. Derived from Kanye West's disastrous 2008 Bonnaroo performance, where the rapper began his show at 4:30 am.

Man, I kanyastinated so badly on buying my girlfriend a birthday present that I had to stop at Target on the way to her house and buy her a "Kiss Me I'm Irish" hat.

kanyastinate by OhDarrell June 17, 2008

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kanyiti

This is a name used by the Northerners and means PATIENCE. Kanyiti is a unisex name. Kanyitis are beautiful/handsome. Have many friends but can count on only two or three. Most of their friends are fakes mostly except one or two.

My mother named my sister Kanyiti

kanyiti by Lonerrrr April 11, 2017

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Kanisthoma

(Kahn-iss-thow-mah) Noun- A horrible disease that targets people with a low IQ. Symptoms include further mental retardation and an allergy to consuming nuts.

Me: Bro, my sister just got diagnosed with Kanisthoma

Garf: What's that?
Me: Kanisthoma nuts in yo mouth?
Garf: bruuuuuuhh

Kanisthoma by Heeshka February 5, 2021

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