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A beautiful brown eyed girl that is always smiling. She has many friends but only a few best friends that she trusts. She is very athletic and a nice body to match it. Her eyes sparkle and although she may not like her hair, other girls would kill to have it. She is known to make people laugh. She is the girl that most of her friends confide in and she always has the right thing to say. Beware though, never piss off a Kanoe. She can get angry and often times holds grudges against people. SHe may seem awkward at first, but when you get to know her, you just don't want her to leave your side. She has a low self esteem sometimes but her friends know the perfect way to boost it. She gets along with Lindseys because of their similarities. They both have gorgeous smiles, nice eyes, and are really smart. They often make the best friend duo that everyone wishes they had. It is hard to find this perfect duo so cherish it when you find it.
Damn I wish I was a Kanoe!!
Related Words
kanoh • kanohan • Kanohi Mask • kano • kanoodle • kanchan • kanon • Kanchi • kancho • Kanoa

Wesley the kancho demon

a red faced demon who fades into the darkness after putting four fingers in your anus then taking a whiff,he then runs spread legged into the darkness laughing maniacly
sleep tight keep em tight and dont let wesley the kancho demon get a bite
A very fun and sexual person not in a bad way though she does it in a way that it is funny and doesn't over do it but she reaches her limit some time she is also bright, loving , and a great person and friend
Kanah is my best friend
kanah by Shelby_didnt_make_this_lol November 10, 2014

Kanopalopter 

ka-no-pa-lop-ter
When there is someone who fricken enhiliates someone by swinging their arms around in circles looking like a fucking mongolian retard, and ends up fucking smashing his puny ass prey and has a seizure afterward.
Holy fucking shit that Kanopalopter is absolutely kanopalopting that pasty white cunt
Kanopalopter by boss_baby123 June 19, 2017
a fun japanese physical game, using two hands flat together, pointing them at a vulnerable others bumhole before shoving them up into their ringer.
Holy crap! Rowley just did the best kanchow on me! I think I may have a to get my bowel reconstructed.
Kanchow by bojays March 18, 2018

jack kanoff 

Jack Kanoff is like the name Ben Dover, only in this case when you say the name it sounds like Jacking Off, which is masturbating.
*person puts kahoot name as Jack Kanoff*
Teacher: "Who's Jacking Off?"
Kids: *laugh*
jack kanoff by Virgin#69 November 21, 2019
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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