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A beautiful brown eyed girl that is always smiling. She has many friends but only a few best friends that she trusts. She is very athletic and a nice body to match it. Her eyes sparkle and although she may not like her hair, other girls would kill to have it. She is known to make people laugh. She is the girl that most of her friends confide in and she always has the right thing to say. Beware though, never piss off a Kanoe. She can get angry and often times holds grudges against people. SHe may seem awkward at first, but when you get to know her, you just don't want her to leave your side. She has a low self esteem sometimes but her friends know the perfect way to boost it. She gets along with Lindseys because of their similarities. They both have gorgeous smiles, nice eyes, and are really smart. They often make the best friend duo that everyone wishes they had. It is hard to find this perfect duo so cherish it when you find it.
Damn I wish I was a Kanoe!!
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kanoe discount 

When you are a honeygirl who gets love and affection from everyone. Gets the hook up everywhere she goes with just a smile.
Person 1:I thought the rental car cost $250

Person 2: Kanoe discount got it down to $100.....yayyyy
kanoe discount by Djsnow February 17, 2017
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A little snugglemuffin who has done nothing wrong and has never been mean to anyone but still get bullied and has it rough.
"Yo man, it's okay, you were just the Kaneki of the situation!"
kaneki by SnugglemuffinStatus February 8, 2015

Christian Kane

An actor/musician who is known for playing Lindsay on Angel and most recently as "hitter" Eliot Spencer on Leverage. Also, a walking example of sex, especially the bad ass Southern kind. A man with deep blue eyes and a bedroom voice that makes you just melt.
Me: Did you see Leverage last night?
Friend: Christian Kane is perfection!
Me: DUH!!
Christian Kane by Kaniac31 May 20, 2011
Poor kaneki did nothing wrong and had his world came falling down, then he turns out to be really cool and crazy after being tortured for a while
Jason: *cracks index finger*

Kaneki: *cracks index finger*
Kaneki by Dokidokitodoroki April 4, 2020

kaneki ken 

black haired: a kawaii snuggle muffin who did nothing wrong
White haired: bad ass motherfucker that is hot af
Look! A wild KANEKI KEN appeared!
kaneki ken by Kawaii desu July 16, 2015
That guy with the name no one can pronounce. The name is pronounced in dozens of different ways.

Kainoe gives up on people pronouncing his name wrong so he just accepts it.

(Kai-no-way)

Incorrect Pronunciation: (Ka-noo) (Ka-no-lee) (Kon-why) (Kon-oh-way) (Kee-ah-noo)
"Hi Kainoe!"
(Ka-noo)
kainoe by Sphygen November 13, 2018
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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