kandler

a teacher tha hits on high school girls and hopes to get tang

he is such a kandler

by ychs February 8, 2008

Kindler

A United States Marine who is suspected to be the less famous twin brother of the goonies character sloth. Aside from causing the food shortage in most 3rd world countries he also does an outstanding job of being on light duty, eating babies, occasionally buying out the entire stock of baby ruth bars and generally sucking at life. With the I.Q. equivalent to a brick his only defense mechanism is taking off his glasses causing his eyes to go opposite directions which is intended to confuse the enemy) he then throws gloves at them. Anything that is done in an idiotic manner, with less than a normal level of common sense, or generally thought of as retarded should be referred to as "pulling a kindler"

"dude you seriously just hit yourself in the forehead with a crowbar, that's what I call pulling a kindler!"

by spam mcspamalot April 15, 2009

kankler

One who is obsessed with autologous fat (ones own fat) transfer into the ankle area of one's body, often resulting in extreme emaciation around the midriff and elswhere while extreme obesity occurs at the base of the legs.

1. "did you see that? he's a kankler for sure..."

2. she kankled her kankles until she had lankles

by kanklesore September 22, 2006

khandler

Cheating bitch

Khandler was dating to people

by Nigga321 June 22, 2014

Kanzler

german word for chancellor.

Gottkanzler Schulz. (god-chancellor Schulz.)
Der Bundeskanzler von Deutschland wird vom Bundestag gewählt. (The Federal Chancellor of Germany will be elected by the Bundestag.)

by german_slang August 25, 2017

Kandle

The perfect girl. She usually has the most beautiful brown eyes you will ever see, she can also be very sweet and caring, but also beware of her temper because she can go from being very sweet to a handful. She is the best person to have children. She truly is a super mom and has the strength to take on any obstacles that come her way.

Kandle is meant to be married to a Jonnie.

by Coopcoop369 January 3, 2019

kanderiellah

Kanderiellah is a beautiful girl, her smile is so ravishing that every boy wants to be with her, other names for her are ISHA and ANASTASIA

I want to have a Kanderiellah in my life

That girl is a Kanderiellah don't leave her

by Bhidow September 24, 2019