kandler
he is such a kandler
Kindler
A United States Marine who is suspected to be the less famous twin brother of the goonies character sloth. Aside from causing the food shortage in most 3rd world countries he also does an outstanding job of being on light duty, eating babies, occasionally buying out the entire stock of baby ruth bars and generally sucking at life. With the I.Q. equivalent to a brick his only defense mechanism is taking off his glasses causing his eyes to go opposite directions which is intended to confuse the enemy) he then throws gloves at them. Anything that is done in an idiotic manner, with less than a normal level of common sense, or generally thought of as retarded should be referred to as "pulling a kindler"
"dude you seriously just hit yourself in the forehead with a crowbar, that's what I call pulling a kindler!"
Kindler by spam mcspamalot April 15, 2009
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kandler • Kander czout • kanderiellah • Kandle • kangler • kankler • Kanzler • Kendler • khandler • Kindler
kankler
One who is obsessed with autologous fat (ones own fat) transfer into the ankle area of one's body, often resulting in extreme emaciation around the midriff and elswhere while extreme obesity occurs at the base of the legs.
kankler by kanklesore September 22, 2006
Kanzler
Gottkanzler Schulz. (god-chancellor Schulz.)
Der Bundeskanzler von Deutschland wird vom Bundestag gewählt. (The Federal Chancellor of Germany will be elected by the Bundestag.)
Der Bundeskanzler von Deutschland wird vom Bundestag gewählt. (The Federal Chancellor of Germany will be elected by the Bundestag.)
Kanzler by german_slang August 25, 2017
Kandle
The perfect girl. She usually has the most beautiful brown eyes you will ever see, she can also be very sweet and caring, but also beware of her temper because she can go from being very sweet to a handful. She is the best person to have children. She truly is a super mom and has the strength to take on any obstacles that come her way.
Kandle by Coopcoop369 January 3, 2019
kanderiellah
Kanderiellah is a beautiful girl, her smile is so ravishing that every boy wants to be with her, other names for her are ISHA and ANASTASIA
kanderiellah by Bhidow September 24, 2019
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murderhobo
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hey let's get a drink of that?
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
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God Shot
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