Kanzler

german word for chancellor.

Gottkanzler Schulz. (god-chancellor Schulz.)
Der Bundeskanzler von Deutschland wird vom Bundestag gewählt. (The Federal Chancellor of Germany will be elected by the Bundestag.)

by german_slang August 25, 2017

doin it kinzler style

take a giant block of swiss cheese, and a dude's dick and suspend them over a bathtub full of gravy, then do what feels natural.

Maquan: What did Le'a want with this past evening?
Jagarret: shit bromonium, she set up the most fucked up thing i ever saw. there was gravy everywhere. She locked me in the room and when i woke up there was gravy leaking from every hole on my body.
Maquan: Doin it kinzler style, eh? PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP

by bacon ftw December 10, 2010

kandler

a teacher tha hits on high school girls and hopes to get tang

he is such a kandler

by ychs February 8, 2008

kankler

One who is obsessed with autologous fat (ones own fat) transfer into the ankle area of one's body, often resulting in extreme emaciation around the midriff and elswhere while extreme obesity occurs at the base of the legs.

1. "did you see that? he's a kankler for sure..."

2. she kankled her kankles until she had lankles

by kanklesore September 22, 2006

Kunzler

to laugh so hard that you fart and subsequently shit yourself.

When he told that joke, I fucking kunzlered.

by king13486 June 12, 2008

kangler

A weird person who's obsessed with things that don't matter and cares too much about inane nonsense

"Did you hear what Tom was saying?"
"Yeah, he's such a kangler"

by Theronus March 22, 2023

Alyssa Kancler

A beautiful girl that is loved by all. She really likes food and is usually pretty weird. She enjoys being who she is and that's a fact.

Guy 1: Yo, did you see Alyssa Kancler in math class?
Guy 2: Yea dude, she ate 3 whole lemon Meringue pies.
Guy 1 : How did she do that bro?
Guy 2: idk dude.

by Howdydoda April 21, 2019