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Kaleb ass shit

When a nigga says some questionably gay shit.
Kaleb: “I just sucked my bros dick jk jk”
Jordan: “that’s some Kaleb ass shit”

kalynn koury 

the most beautiful stunning amazing kind woman on earth and she deserves the absolute WORLD
“have you heard of kalynn koury?” “oh yeah, she’s the most beautiful woman in the world”
kalynn koury by obamaspit May 29, 2021
Kaly is patient, forgiving, loving, genuine, and giving in a world full of selfish people, she admires your flaws and making you comfortable with yourself , she will stay awake and take care of you and rub your back throughout the nights when yoi don’t feel good.

She will wipe every all your tears when You laying on her shoulder, shes understanding and respectful of your
feelings, she makes sure Your okay at a times When you felt like nothing.

She may not be perfect but She can be your best friend, she gives you a reason to believe again and to believe miracles do happen, she admires your strength, your beauty, your drive, your goals, your soul, and your big warm loving heart.
Kaly by Daymaker.01 October 10, 2018
He fine,all the girls want him, he’s loyal,with a cute smile
Omg I wish kalabe was mines,cuz he so fine
Kalabe by Dimplefacee May 24, 2018
If you know a Kalym, you’re one lucky son of a gun. Not only is Kalym a Minecraft legend, but also an absolute chum. Kalym would die for almost anyone, mostly because they want that sweet fucking release that is death, but also because they’re loyal until the end. They’re a bit stubborn at times, however this just adds to their endless amounts of charm.
Person 1: “Who’s that weird looking bitch?”
Person 2: “Oh that’s Kalym, they’re the shit.”
Kalym by peepmeepen January 28, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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