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To Kalman is to manipulate language in both an unusual but effective way.
Last night i asked Dave who that old king of England was and he totally kalmaned when he said "oh right it was i don't give a fuck"
Kalman by Christopher Trout June 6, 2011
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A smart and intelligent person. Someone who can stand up for themselves and doesn’t give a fuck about what people say about him
Because you’re a Kalman
Kalman by Bob the Hero March 27, 2020
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Kalman is probably the closest thing to a got humanity will get. He is strong, kind, sensitive, amazing, and in some ways - my hero. Kalman is also a term for a good thing happening.
My day was absolutely amazing. It was a Kalman day.
Kalman by CantDefiner December 21, 2021
It is an old, hungarian name. It means leftover.
Kálmáns manipulate people often, but have very sensitive personalities.
Kálmán has nő more time to study.
Kálmán by TautPack7 November 21, 2021
Kálmán is a traditional hungarian boy name.
His name is Kálmán.
Kálmán by liamia20 November 22, 2021
Kálmán is a hungarian boy name.
His name is Kálmán.
Kálmán by liamia20 November 22, 2021

Denki kamanari 

A human version of pikachu who goes to hero school in japan. Alot of the time he ends up temporarily frying his brain with overuse of electricity. He can also use his electricity to charge your phone. He can commonly can be found hanging out with a boy with anger Issues, a talking rock with red hair and a pink alien girl.
Person 1: my guy I cant find an outlet can you charge my phone like denki kamanari?

Person 2: no.
Denki kamanari by Give me my waffle January 30, 2019
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