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Kalli
1. A kalli is an exquisite deep thinking woman that's honest. Too honest – often blunt. A kalli is always laughing and extremely intelligent, quick witted and skilled in sarcasm. Although kallis feel just as deep as they think, they avoid being vulnerable as they see it as a sign of weakness and would rather ninja chop you in the face than admit they have actual feelings.
2. Known descendant of Scythians, Amazon women and Spartan warriors
3. A rare, magical, mystical creature that only comes around once in a lifetime (also see definition unicorn)
4. The name Kalli is of Greek/ Spartan origin, and Kalli means " fairest, most beautiful, beautiful, lovely"
2. Known descendant of Scythians, Amazon women and Spartan warriors
3. A rare, magical, mystical creature that only comes around once in a lifetime (also see definition unicorn)
4. The name Kalli is of Greek/ Spartan origin, and Kalli means " fairest, most beautiful, beautiful, lovely"
Kalliopi
the most perfect, funny, beautiful, gorgeous, hilarious as fuck, best person on earth.
Kalliopi is the most trustworthy person ever. The best cousin ever.
Kalliopi is a person you could tell anything.
Kalliopi is a type of girl that hates watermelon.
Kalliopi is a girl that attracts all the guys.
Kalliopi also goes by the name of Kalli.
Kalliopi loves to swear.
Kalliopi is forgetful.
She is a great Bestfriend or sister.
She is popular.
She has a friend Lauren that is a bitch to her.
Kalliopi is someone you can't describe , because there is too much great and wonderful things about her.
Kalliopi is the best cousin I could ever have. :)
Kalliopi is the most trustworthy person ever. The best cousin ever.
Kalliopi is a person you could tell anything.
Kalliopi is a type of girl that hates watermelon.
Kalliopi is a girl that attracts all the guys.
Kalliopi also goes by the name of Kalli.
Kalliopi loves to swear.
Kalliopi is forgetful.
She is a great Bestfriend or sister.
She is popular.
She has a friend Lauren that is a bitch to her.
Kalliopi is someone you can't describe , because there is too much great and wonderful things about her.
Kalliopi is the best cousin I could ever have. :)
Kalliopi by Kalliopi's cousin :) May 17, 2014
Kallista
Kallista is a name meaning 'Most beautiful'.
Kallista's are all unique; rarely meeting someone else with the same name.
People who have this name tend to feel happy that they don't have the same name as anyone else that they know.
Kallista is said like Kal-lis-ta
Kallista's are all unique; rarely meeting someone else with the same name.
People who have this name tend to feel happy that they don't have the same name as anyone else that they know.
Kallista is said like Kal-lis-ta
I love the name Kallista, it is so unique!
Kallista by Poppyred94 June 11, 2011
Kalliyan
Kalliyan is a shy person but once you get to know her she is a fun and crazy person. She really loves food and aesthetics. She will do anything for a friend. She is very artistic and has neat handwriting. She likes a boy who is willing to be with her through her rough times and never leave her. If her lover makes promises to her, then they must keep them or else it would make her very upset. Her heart is like GOLD. Everybody likes her. She’s GORGEOUS. She loves unconditionally. Loves cute boys who call them their beauty or beautiful instead of their real names. She’s a keeper for real😊❤️PERIOD.
Kalliyan by Yeetus to the fetus January 13, 2019
KalliValli
KalliValli (KhalliValli) is an Arabic word, means LEAVE IT or WHO CARES or THROWAWAY. This word is widely used in Middle East by Arabs as well as expatriates in the Middle East.
This word is popular in India, Pakistan and Philippines.
There is a very popular middle east based classifieds web site called KalliValli.com.
This word is popular in India, Pakistan and Philippines.
There is a very popular middle east based classifieds web site called KalliValli.com.
KalliValli by KalliValli October 7, 2010
Kallio
1. A Finnish word meaning "rock." It should be noted that Kallio does not mean church.
2. The name of a district in Helsinki
3. It's also a Finnish last name that American telemarketers cannot pronounce correctly.
4. The name that no substitute teacher can ever pronounce.
5. The name no one spells correctly
2. The name of a district in Helsinki
3. It's also a Finnish last name that American telemarketers cannot pronounce correctly.
4. The name that no substitute teacher can ever pronounce.
5. The name no one spells correctly
Telemarketer: "I'm from Weasels and Co and I'm selling luxury stoat spas, is Ms. CAH-Lie-Oe there?"
Kallio: "It's CAL-lee-Oh."
"Oh, look they spelled Smythe right this time!" "Well, they still managed to misspell Kallio."
Kallio: "It's CAL-lee-Oh."
"Oh, look they spelled Smythe right this time!" "Well, they still managed to misspell Kallio."
Kallio by Lving Dead Girl i June 26, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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