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1. A kalli is an exquisite deep thinking woman that's honest. Too honest โ€“ often blunt. A kalli is always laughing and extremely intelligent, quick witted and skilled in sarcasm. Although kallis feel just as deep as they think, they avoid being vulnerable as they see it as a sign of weakness and would rather ninja chop you in the face than admit they have actual feelings.

2. Known descendant of Scythians, Amazon women and Spartan warriors

3. A rare, magical, mystical creature that only comes around once in a lifetime (also see definition unicorn)

4. The name Kalli is of Greek/ Spartan origin, and Kalli means " fairest, most beautiful, beautiful, lovely"
It's extremely rare to find a woman with all the characteristics of a kalli.

You better get you a kalli.
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Is the utter most gorgeous girl you may ever encounter. Her kindness is the one only found in stories. Although she is always hurt by her boyfriends she always keeps that smile on her face and never inflicts hatred towards them. Her smile would brighten anybody's day. Her taste in music is impeccable! She also always looks at things in a positive manner. She is very, very deep.
I've finally found my Kalli!
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A super sexy, hot and cute kind of a gal! She doesn't always say mean things but when you set her off you can find yourself in a body bag...
She's so Kalli!
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Kalli,a sweet girl, who is beautiful,stunning,hot and more. Smart and strong, dont ever piss her off she can kick ass, she hides a lot if emotion so she doesn't look depressed, she often puts herself down she has lots of huge problem but makes them small she usually says she's ugly
That girl is so happy and stunning she must be Kalli
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