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Only those destined to have exceptional testicular fortitude and ravishing good looks are bestowed with the name, Kallem.

Legend has it that after the Tower of Babel was built, God punished the blasphemers by dividing the only spoken language in the world into multiple languages. But when he got to the name "kallem", he couldn't bring himself to change such a majestic name. Thus, in every language through the world, the name "Kallem" is instinctively associated as being the superior name.
Guy one: G-day mate, what's your name?

Guy two: Kallem

Guy one: And how's that spelt?

Guy two: K as in ketamine, A as in
Alcohol, L as in LSD, another L as in Liberty, E as in Ecstasy and M as in Methadone

Guy one: Damn, what a name.

Also guy one but in his head: "Idk what it is about this guy, but I need to keep him away from my girlfriend. I'd hate her to see what a real man looks like. . . "
Kallem by Not Kallem, That's for sure November 23, 2021
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kallmekris 

An amazing tiktoker named kris collins who portrays MANY characters (that she made), amazing at doing voices, THE QUEEN OF TINY HANDS and a hot and cute adult.
Me: Yo, is that kallmekris!
Person: Who?!
Me: kallmekris, the awesome and famous tiktoker who is the queen of tiny hands! HOW ON EARTH DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS!!!

Kaleem Ullah

Actual Meaning: He to whom GOD has Talked.
In URDU (WOH JIS SAY ALLAH NAY KALAM KIYA)

Wrong Meaning: He who talk to GOD
In URDU (WOH JO ALLLAH SAY KALAM KERTA HAI)
MOSAS(MUSA) Kaleem-Allah
Kaleem Ullah is Born to Lead.
Adoring person is also known as Kaleem Ullah
Kaleem Ullah by lukyboy September 27, 2012
Known as the biggest pimp in his ends, also referred to as black booty basher the 4th, is a highly skilled individual.

Originated from his mums van, this legend conquers land and decimates peasants in his path. The master of memes slays the poon with one swift thrust making him one of the most efficient men in his work of expertise.

Usually seen as tall and tone and have athletic structures. These fine specimen are rare creatures and look down upon any race.

They are highly humorous but hide their dark side of racism and neglect of disabilities from those around him. Only true friends know his true side. Kaylem also hates everyone and have monotone voices, often perceived as grumpy.
Kaylem: what are you doing?

Peasant: praying to God

Kaylem: I don’t answer my messages. Sorry.
Kaylem by PhoenixAwoken February 19, 2019

Kalleigh 

The most beautiful of them all. The most down to earth amazing person to be a round. Clever, funny, and strange but altogether gorgeous.

You want a "kalleigh" in your life. A "kalleigh" can tell the good beans from the bad and will always make fast decisions about resolving problems.

A "kalleigh" can be easily frustrated, and people would advise to steer clear on one of her bad days.

With her adorable smile and stunning figure, focussing mainly on her arse a "kalleigh" will prove to be a real head turner.

An attractive person from the inside out with a fun, loving yet random personality.

A "kalleigh" is a fantastic mum.
Hey did you see that kalleigh, she looks fab dude!
Kalleigh by gollboll May 25, 2011
A good looking guy who gets all the girls and has a best friend called josh. Also if a girl saw him she would instantly be jealous and wet.
Girl 1: Oh my god that boy is so fit!
Girlfriend: I no right thats Kalem my boyfriend.
Girl 1: Lucky son of a fucking bitch!! ( walks off in anger )
Kalem by DaFuSe August 23, 2012
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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