Kalem

A good looking guy who gets all the girls and has a best friend called josh. Also if a girl saw him she would instantly be jealous and wet.

Girl 1: Oh my god that boy is so fit!
Girlfriend: I no right thats Kalem my boyfriend.
Girl 1: Lucky son of a fucking bitch!! ( walks off in anger )

by DaFuSe August 23, 2012

Kalem

A Kalem is a booty loving memelord who has ridiculous but surprisingly well thought out ideals and will make any girl wet from a slight glance

Holy shit Kalem is here he’s so kewl, I wish he was my friend

by Qwelum June 04, 2018

Kalem

Kalem is a wonderful man who can make any girl happy. He's really kind, and loving to those he falls in love with. He's also really funny and any girl who has him as a boyfriend or husband is a very lucky person. He knows what's right and he will be very honest and won't hesitate to tell you his mind if he wants to. His words are honest and loving, and him being affectionate is something that means the world

Girl 1: Hey, did you see that man walk by?

Girl 2: yeah, his name is Kalem
Girl 1: Wow, maybe I should ask him out sometime.

by TheLemonPie5 May 26, 2021

Kalem

A Kalem is a giant who screeches a lot. However, a Kalem is also a very, kind and funny- also is a good listener.

"Look! It's a wild Kalem- Don't provoke it or it might screech!"

by ssrini June 28, 2019

Kalem

Two words combined to make one; Kent, and Salem.

Word used by a person trying to buy a pack of cigarettes, and couldn't make up their mind which cigarettes to get either Kent or Salem

Can I have a pack of Kalem?

by aPcrew April 15, 2007

Kalem

A Vape Lord with a best friend named Kat.
Can be easily angered when nipples are touched.

Kyle: ahhhheee what a sick clooohud mang
Kalem: I know I am the vape lord.
Kyle: *whispers * wish I was as kewl as him :'<

by Kushyksnizzle April 18, 2018

Kalem

A huge asshole that doesn’t know when to shut up.

Kalem is a huge asshole.

by Runner257 November 09, 2019