A good looking guy who gets all the girls and has a best friend called josh. Also if a girl saw him she would instantly be jealous and wet.
Girl 1: Oh my god that boy is so fit!
Girlfriend: I no right thats Kalem my boyfriend.
Girl 1: Lucky son of a fucking bitch!! ( walks off in anger )
Girlfriend: I no right thats Kalem my boyfriend.
Girl 1: Lucky son of a fucking bitch!! ( walks off in anger )
by DaFuSe April 01, 2012
by M. Wolly March 23, 2021
A Kalem is a booty loving memelord who has ridiculous but surprisingly well thought out ideals and will make any girl wet from a slight glance
by Qwelum May 09, 2018
A Kalem is a giant who screeches a lot. However, a Kalem is also a very, kind and funny- also is a good listener.
by ssrini June 28, 2019
Two words combined to make one; Kent, and Salem.
Word used by a person trying to buy a pack of cigarettes, and couldn't make up their mind which cigarettes to get either Kent or Salem
Word used by a person trying to buy a pack of cigarettes, and couldn't make up their mind which cigarettes to get either Kent or Salem
by aPcrew April 10, 2007
Kyle: ahhhheee what a sick clooohud mang
Kalem: I know I am the vape lord.
Kyle: *whispers * wish I was as kewl as him :'<
Kalem: I know I am the vape lord.
Kyle: *whispers * wish I was as kewl as him :'<
by Kushyksnizzle July 15, 2017
Unfortunately, a kalem is a useless waste of groceries that tends to take it from behind by a very angry Iranian, otherwise known as a group of "muneshes." A kalem is quite the faggot and doesn't actually serve a purpose on this shit hole of a planet we live on.
by A fairly dope guy July 17, 2017
Apr 13 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
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- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
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