A good looking guy who gets all the girls and has a best friend called josh. Also if a girl saw him she would instantly be jealous and wet.
Girl 1: Oh my god that boy is so fit!
Girlfriend: I no right thats Kalem my boyfriend.
Girl 1: Lucky son of a fucking bitch!! ( walks off in anger )
Girlfriend: I no right thats Kalem my boyfriend.
Girl 1: Lucky son of a fucking bitch!! ( walks off in anger )
by DaFuSe April 01, 2012
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A Kalem is a booty loving memelord who has ridiculous but surprisingly well thought out ideals and will make any girl wet from a slight glance
by Qwelum June 04, 2018
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Kyle: ahhhheee what a sick clooohud mang
Kalem: I know I am the vape lord.
Kyle: *whispers * wish I was as kewl as him :'<
Kalem: I know I am the vape lord.
Kyle: *whispers * wish I was as kewl as him :'<
by Kushyksnizzle April 18, 2018
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Two words combined to make one; Kent, and Salem.
Word used by a person trying to buy a pack of cigarettes, and couldn't make up their mind which cigarettes to get either Kent or Salem
Word used by a person trying to buy a pack of cigarettes, and couldn't make up their mind which cigarettes to get either Kent or Salem
by aPcrew April 10, 2007
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Unfortunately, a kalem is a useless waste of groceries that tends to take it from behind by a very angry Iranian, otherwise known as a group of "muneshes." A kalem is quite the faggot and doesn't actually serve a purpose on this shit hole of a planet we live on.
by A fairly dope guy July 17, 2017
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