by WhatIsWronjWithYou November 28, 2016
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Legend has it that after the Tower of Babel was built, God punished the blasphemers by dividing the only spoken language in the world into multiple languages. But when he got to the name "kallem", he couldn't bring himself to change such a majestic name. Thus, in every language through the world, the name "Kallem" is instinctively associated as being the superior name.
Legend has it that after the Tower of Babel was built, God punished the blasphemers by dividing the only spoken language in the world into multiple languages. But when he got to the name "kallem", he couldn't bring himself to change such a majestic name. Thus, in every language through the world, the name "Kallem" is instinctively associated as being the superior name.
Guy one: G-day mate, what's your name?
Guy two: Kallem
Guy one: And how's that spelt?
Guy two: K as in ketamine, A as in
Alcohol, L as in LSD, another L as in Liberty, E as in Ecstasy and M as in Methadone
Guy one: Damn, what a name.
Also guy one but in his head: "Idk what it is about this guy, but I need to keep him away from my girlfriend. I'd hate her to see what a real man looks like. . . "
Guy two: Kallem
Guy one: And how's that spelt?
Guy two: K as in ketamine, A as in
Alcohol, L as in LSD, another L as in Liberty, E as in Ecstasy and M as in Methadone
Guy one: Damn, what a name.
Also guy one but in his head: "Idk what it is about this guy, but I need to keep him away from my girlfriend. I'd hate her to see what a real man looks like. . . "
by Not Kallem, That's for sure November 23, 2021
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Get the kallmekris mug.Actual Meaning: He to whom GOD has Talked.
In URDU (WOH JIS SAY ALLAH NAY KALAM KIYA)
Wrong Meaning: He who talk to GOD
In URDU (WOH JO ALLLAH SAY KALAM KERTA HAI)
In URDU (WOH JIS SAY ALLAH NAY KALAM KIYA)
Wrong Meaning: He who talk to GOD
In URDU (WOH JO ALLLAH SAY KALAM KERTA HAI)
by lukyboy September 27, 2012
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Originated from his mums van, this legend conquers land and decimates peasants in his path. The master of memes slays the poon with one swift thrust making him one of the most efficient men in his work of expertise.
Usually seen as tall and tone and have athletic structures. These fine specimen are rare creatures and look down upon any race.
They are highly humorous but hide their dark side of racism and neglect of disabilities from those around him. Only true friends know his true side. Kaylem also hates everyone and have monotone voices, often perceived as grumpy.
Originated from his mums van, this legend conquers land and decimates peasants in his path. The master of memes slays the poon with one swift thrust making him one of the most efficient men in his work of expertise.
Usually seen as tall and tone and have athletic structures. These fine specimen are rare creatures and look down upon any race.
They are highly humorous but hide their dark side of racism and neglect of disabilities from those around him. Only true friends know his true side. Kaylem also hates everyone and have monotone voices, often perceived as grumpy.
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You want a "kalleigh" in your life. A "kalleigh" can tell the good beans from the bad and will always make fast decisions about resolving problems.
A "kalleigh" can be easily frustrated, and people would advise to steer clear on one of her bad days.
With her adorable smile and stunning figure, focussing mainly on her arse a "kalleigh" will prove to be a real head turner.
An attractive person from the inside out with a fun, loving yet random personality.
A "kalleigh" is a fantastic mum.
You want a "kalleigh" in your life. A "kalleigh" can tell the good beans from the bad and will always make fast decisions about resolving problems.
A "kalleigh" can be easily frustrated, and people would advise to steer clear on one of her bad days.
With her adorable smile and stunning figure, focussing mainly on her arse a "kalleigh" will prove to be a real head turner.
An attractive person from the inside out with a fun, loving yet random personality.
A "kalleigh" is a fantastic mum.
by gollboll May 25, 2011
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Girlfriend: I no right thats Kalem my boyfriend.
Girl 1: Lucky son of a fucking bitch!! ( walks off in anger )
by DaFuSe August 23, 2012
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