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a beautiful shelf from Ikea that can come with 4-30 cubby holes
Person: My kallax has 4 cubbies
Other person: Loser, mine has 30
kallax by JoshuaJoshh1 August 1, 2023
Urban Dictionary Merch

Kallahan 

A rare name/aftername for guys with a massive schlong
Yo that Kallahan dude is one chill ass mf
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Källaroskuld 

En vanlig benämning som används fritt lokalt i Kalmar, Sverige. Betyder att man blev av med sin oskuld i en källare.
Visste du att Jonas gick på en fest i helgen och blev av med sin källaroskuld?
Källaroskuld by Drakarna October 10, 2020

olla kalla 

greek word meaning all's good. our english o.k stems from this.
olla kalla by les March 2, 2005

YUNG KALLAN

Gay thinks he can rap only talks about wet farts
Shit at the sticks
He thinks he's so cool he's a YUNG KALLAN
YUNG KALLAN by YaMumsBestFriend September 16, 2020
Is a kind and loving person who is fair and loyal, she always looks on the bright side of things! She is beautiful but doesn't always see it. If you are lucky enough to have a Kalla she will love you like you have never been loved before!
Kalla is a kind shy girl.
Kalla by Fartpoopdoody April 5, 2019

Kallahan 

Usually brownish blondish hair, really hawt!, has lots of swag, athletic, normally likes girls that start with the letter K, example: Katy, Kayla, Karen etc.
Has a thing for music, rappers such as Mac Miller and eminem
Kallahan is so hawtt! <3
Kallahan by akjsdhuiwhdkjahs July 25, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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