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kalvin
the most beautiful person one will ever meet in and out always willing to do for others and the best spouse and father of all times and always drops big loads from his giant package, really good with using his "tool" and makes you fall intensly in love extremely quikly and is an etremely sexy manbeast
he must be a kalvin because he screwed me like their was no tomarrow and im going back for more night after night :)
kalvin by the chosen one for a kalvin November 27, 2012
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kalhvin • kalvin • Kalvin Garrah • kahving • Kallving • Kalvinate • kalvinder • kalvinn • Kalvinova • Kalvin's swoosh
Kashvin
Kashvin by Annoying-guy69 February 23, 2021
Kalvin
A typical proud awesome Hong Kong Asian (note: he is different from Calvin.) He is very talented in academics and surprisingly sports. His dick is bigger than the average white male but he doesn't point that out. He has lots of streets smart and has balls to do things everyone else would pussy out of. He is not a typical bragger and tends to hide his true personality and problems inside. He is a good listener and he will help solve your problems. He is hated by nobody and everyone seems to either be his acquaintance or friends. He is funny and pretty good looking but he doesn't show much interest in girls unless a girl shows interests in him. Outside of school life he is very mysterious and if he sees you he will ignore you and walk away even if you are a close friend.
Kalvin by Caroline Lee March 16, 2014
Kalvin Garrah
Kalvin Garrah by suck_my_d33 June 29, 2021
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