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the most beautiful person one will ever meet in and out always willing to do for others and the best spouse and father of all times and always drops big loads from his giant package, really good with using his "tool" and makes you fall intensly in love extremely quikly and is an etremely sexy manbeast
he must be a kalvin because he screwed me like their was no tomarrow and im going back for more night after night :)
kalvin by the chosen one for a kalvin November 27, 2012
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A kind person who's genuinly helpful but has a dirty secret
Person 1: Hey can you help me?
Person 2: Yeah sure
Person 1: aww you're such a Kashvin
Kashvin by Annoying-guy69 February 23, 2021

Kalvinate 

protecting the flame of a lighter from the wind, for another person who is lighting it, usualy with hands or suitable wind protecting device.
Shannon asked Matt to kalvinate while she lit her cigarette/bong
"Dude its windy, kalvinate"
"I need some Kalvination over here"
Kalvinate by nonleaded February 27, 2006
A typical proud awesome Hong Kong Asian (note: he is different from Calvin.) He is very talented in academics and surprisingly sports. His dick is bigger than the average white male but he doesn't point that out. He has lots of streets smart and has balls to do things everyone else would pussy out of. He is not a typical bragger and tends to hide his true personality and problems inside. He is a good listener and he will help solve your problems. He is hated by nobody and everyone seems to either be his acquaintance or friends. He is funny and pretty good looking but he doesn't show much interest in girls unless a girl shows interests in him. Outside of school life he is very mysterious and if he sees you he will ignore you and walk away even if you are a close friend.
Kalvin is so popular, cool, and kind but the other day when I saw him and said hi, he walked away!
Kalvin by Caroline Lee March 16, 2014
a person who is funny and retarded and sometimes even C-O-O-L...oh yeah...and even sometimes SEXY..*WINK*
wow friend...your so KALVIN!!!!!
KALVIN by kalvin November 4, 2003

Kalvin Garrah

The Ben Shapiro of Trans
We already got Ben Shapiro, then there's this truscum Kalvin Garrah.
Kalvin Garrah by suck_my_d33 June 29, 2021
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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