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Kale
Kale
Kale by anonymous April 7, 2021
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A Kale is a sexy beast with the ability to tempt anyone around. A Kale is really cute and super duper fli. Loves to handle business and taste amazing. Always puts in work.

Kale Charles Daddy
Who’s that sexy beast over there? That’s Kale, my daddy!
Kale by AlexaLovesDaddyDk January 29, 2019
Kale is a pretty nice and caring guy. He’s usually good at sports. He can either be really cute or ugly. He will care for you as long as you don’t hurt him. Don’t lose him.
Kale is good at sports.
Kale by Riles_d22 May 24, 2019
Hipster 1: Hey! What's that leafy cabbage you're eating?
Hipster 2: It's not cabbage, it's kale! Goes really well with avocado on toast.
Kale by Steve.x June 14, 2017
An extremely adventurous, curious, outgoing, Beautiful boy. Who sets his own rules and follows his heart. Someone who is unique and different and doesn't allow himself to follow the crowd. Who will one day become some type of artist, musician or even a business man. A person who makes you laugh when you are feeling upset, and never lets you down. A person who you will never forget!
Kale by ksmum February 3, 2010
A very warm, sweet, caring, all around amazing guy. Someone who knows how to treat a girl just how she wants to be treated, and does it even better. Someone that completely overshadows any other in every aspect. Someone that understands you, and will by all means make you feel like the only one that matters. He is also very attractive. Love at first sight. Hes very very bright and he shows it. He is perfection.
Kale
Kale by makaylamurder November 21, 2010
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