kakum 

Semen from an Indian uncle, also know as a kaka.

“I wonder how Miraj keeps his hair up.”

“It’s probably all that Kakum he uses.”

kakum by Babu Gunto May 24, 2021

Kazuma 

The deity of true gender equality, the king of pantsu thieves, and the rightful owner of the greatest weapon of all time known to male, female, bisexual, homosexual, transexual, and pansexual: Chunchunmaru

Also the owner of the mighty Excalibur

Person A: I promote true gender equality!
Person B: You must be a follower of the greatest deity of all time, Satou Kazuma!

Kazuma by Onii-chan Senpai May 29, 2019

Kazuma Kiryu

The Myth
The Dragon of Dojima
The only people who know him are usually still stuck in the hospital

Person 1: Have you heard of Kazuma Kiryu
Person 2: Yeah he sent my friend to the hospital

Kazuma Kiryu by Goro Goro Goro-chan March 19, 2021

Kaku 

An ancient Mesopotamian word used to express love and affection towards someone.

Kaku!! Come here give me a hug.
Kaku! I love you.
You're such a Kaku but still I love you

Kaku by Kakuno1 December 6, 2020

Kazum 

A gaping ringpiece, the result of a good anal pounding. You can look down the Kazum afterwards to view the resulting salty lake, or lunch. Sometimes when left to congeal these lakes can form into oxbow lakes.

Rory is felching champagne out of Jamie's kazum again.

Kazum by Local pervert Adam Johnson October 22, 2010

Kazuma 

The act of leaving high school with a meat shield, a minecraft TNT and some useless H2O

Kazuma is a harem collector whose goal is to take over the entire Isekai

Kazuma by Suzushina Yuriko April 14, 2020

Kakuzu  

1: A butt-kinkin' character of of Naruto, and is partner to Hidan.
2. He can use tentecles to strangle, mame, rip things into pieces, and otherwise hurt very very very badly. Dude, like really bady. He's deadly.
3: He is known for being able to sew body parts back to where they belong.
4: He is kind of immortal, by having five hearts, and to kill him, you must kill ALL of the hearts. Seriously. Weird, right?
5: HE IS OBSESSED WITH MONEY!

(In a bathroom)
Kakuzu : Okay, here's the trading post.
Hidan: Why is it in a freakin' bathroom?
Kakuzu: Don't ask me. Just come.
Hidan: I don't know if it's the bathroom of that body, the smell is freakin' gross!
Kakuzu: Shut up and come on!

Kakuzu by Siyui-no Akatsuki December 23, 2008