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The deity of true gender equality, the king of pantsu thieves, and the rightful owner of the greatest weapon of all time known to male, female, bisexual, homosexual, transexual, and pansexual: Chunchunmaru

Also the owner of the mighty Excalibur
Person A: I promote true gender equality!
Person B: You must be a follower of the greatest deity of all time, Satou Kazuma!
Kazuma by Onii-chan Senpai May 29, 2019
Related Words
kakum • kakumanu • Kakumbas • kakumoni • kazuma • KAKAMPINK • kakuslvr • Kalum • Karums • Kasumi

Kazuma Kiryu

The Myth
The Dragon of Dojima
The only people who know him are usually still stuck in the hospital
Person 1: Have you heard of Kazuma Kiryu
Person 2: Yeah he sent my friend to the hospital
An ancient Mesopotamian word used to express love and affection towards someone.
Kaku!! Come here give me a hug.
Kaku! I love you.
You're such a Kaku but still I love you
Kaku by Kakuno1 December 6, 2020
A gaping ringpiece, the result of a good anal pounding. You can look down the Kazum afterwards to view the resulting salty lake, or lunch. Sometimes when left to congeal these lakes can form into oxbow lakes.
Rory is felching champagne out of Jamie's kazum again.
Kazum by Local pervert Adam Johnson October 22, 2010
The act of leaving high school with a meat shield, a minecraft TNT and some useless H2O
Kazuma is a harem collector whose goal is to take over the entire Isekai
Kazuma by Suzushina Yuriko April 14, 2020
1: A butt-kinkin' character of of Naruto, and is partner to Hidan.
2. He can use tentecles to strangle, mame, rip things into pieces, and otherwise hurt very very very badly. Dude, like really bady. He's deadly.
3: He is known for being able to sew body parts back to where they belong.
4: He is kind of immortal, by having five hearts, and to kill him, you must kill ALL of the hearts. Seriously. Weird, right?
5: HE IS OBSESSED WITH MONEY!
(In a bathroom)
Kakuzu : Okay, here's the trading post.
Hidan: Why is it in a freakin' bathroom?
Kakuzu: Don't ask me. Just come.
Hidan: I don't know if it's the bathroom of that body, the smell is freakin' gross!
Kakuzu: Shut up and come on!
Kakuzu by Siyui-no Akatsuki December 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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