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Kajammered 

When you get so hammered that you start lighting butts backwards, eating ciggarettes, projectile vomitting and talking in a heavy slurred boston accent often using words like facking, dode, khed, retahhded and queaa. This is often a result of consuming a significant amount of bud heavies and Jack daniels cause that'll do it. But sangria, captains, 4 tabs of acid, mushrooms, a nice concoction of drugs fused into one rock, and 5 o'clock vodka will get ya kajammered to dode.
Dode I'm so facking kajammered right now guy that I'm facking retahhded, khed pass me another bud heavy and buy any chance could I grab a facking square off you ya facking queea?
Kajammered by Blonde menas July 17, 2016

Kalamer Ruki 

A sexually driven user of many websites that will flirt with an inanimate stone if need be.
"hey, did you hear what kalamer ruki did?"
"Yeah, got his rocks off"
Kalamer Ruki by Kalamer ruki June 26, 2019

kazamers 

Kazamers is a word you use to describe a sexy person who keeps there promises.
I met this kazamers last night, they said we should metup again which is great because i really wanna get in there pants.
kazamers by Leagueofbellends April 12, 2016

kajammer 

A small chocolate candy with a crunchy exterior coating. Often referred to as M&M's.
Mom, can I have some kajammers?

No kajammers before dinner, honey.
kajammer by Falkan March 4, 2003

Karameru 

If you’ve met this person they have a really good chance at being lesbian. They are usual and strong at heart. You should definitely befriend her. People judge her appearance but if you target her you target her friends. Your dead.
You should NOT mess with Karameru!!

Kabamerika kaitana Margret 

She's a student at UCU KAMPALA CAMPUS, currently in her 3rd year, pursuing a bachelor's degree in law. She's broke, always running for school food
Kabamerika kaitana Margret charts
Edith: Hey Kaitana, any food left in the kitchen
Margie: no, I finished it all
Martha: we are used, it again hunger games tonight
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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