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When you get so hammered that you start lighting butts backwards, eating ciggarettes, projectile vomitting and talking in a heavy slurred boston accent often using words like facking, dode, khed, retahhded and queaa. This is often a result of consuming a significant amount of bud heavies and Jack daniels cause that'll do it. But sangria, captains, 4 tabs of acid, mushrooms, a nice concoction of drugs fused into one rock, and 5 o'clock vodka will get ya kajammered to dode.
Dode I'm so facking kajammered right now guy that I'm facking retahhded, khed pass me another bud heavy and buy any chance could I grab a facking square off you ya facking queea?
by Blonde menas July 17, 2016
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