Kajammered 

When you get so hammered that you start lighting butts backwards, eating ciggarettes, projectile vomitting and talking in a heavy slurred boston accent often using words like facking, dode, khed, retahhded and queaa. This is often a result of consuming a significant amount of bud heavies and Jack daniels cause that'll do it. But sangria, captains, 4 tabs of acid, mushrooms, a nice concoction of drugs fused into one rock, and 5 o'clock vodka will get ya kajammered to dode.

Dode I'm so facking kajammered right now guy that I'm facking retahhded, khed pass me another bud heavy and buy any chance could I grab a facking square off you ya facking queea?

Kajammered by Blonde menas July 17, 2016

Pajammered 

When you get so intoxicated that you wake up the next morning in the clothes you were wearing the previous evening.

Kevin: I got pajammered last night.
Johnny: I can see that.

Pajammered by Chase Boulevard August 8, 2009

kammered

Drinking $2 blush wine until you pass out.

I got so kammered last night at Justin's party. I drank 2 buck chuck 'til I KO'd on the couch. I'm so gonna do it again tonight and pass out in the hot tub or bathroom stall.

kammered by Mike Jones 2008 October 7, 2008

Kammered

To be chronically injured or lame. Often characterized by repeated injuries caused by seemingly effortless tasks.

I’d like to get out there and play but I’ve been kammered all season.

Kammered by Bill Kruse January 2, 2009

kajammer 

A small chocolate candy with a crunchy exterior coating. Often referred to as M&M's.

Mom, can I have some kajammers?

No kajammers before dinner, honey.

kajammer by Falkan March 4, 2003