Definitions by Falkan

Wompus 

n. wom-puhs

The Wompus is a status imposed upon the person(s) designated in one of two ways:
1) by a group or represenative decision.
2) by being the last person(s) to Womp the predecessor(s).

Joshua suddenly declared, "James is the Wompus!" and everyone proceeded to Womp him, excpet Ben, who was then declared the new Wompus.

Wompus by Falkan August 7, 2005

merprovising 

The art of signaling to others in the room to remain silent so that you can lie to Meridethe about where they are. Involves quite a bit of creativity.

Justin: Oh, hi Meridethe. No, Mike is out shopping.
Andy: Shhh... he's merprovising.

merprovising by Falkan March 6, 2003

Loosva Gina

A very beautiful woman who loves getting free samples in the mail.

Package for Loosva Gina!

Loosva Gina by Falkan March 6, 2003

bitchous 

(1) Adjective used to describe someone who displays the attributes of a bitch.

(2)Annoying

I can't believe that bitchous hooker. She didn't even offer to lick my balls!

bitchous by Falkan March 6, 2003

Whammy

The large chunk of skin between the neck and the anus.

This ninja appeared out of nowhere and slashed him right in his whammy!

Whammy by Falkan March 6, 2003

carslut 

Someone who talks about cars all the time.
especially: One who tells non carsluts details about cars that they have no interest in whatsoever.

AL: Listen, the interior of the Konda JX7845t-1.894RED011Berg has heat sensitive controls that recognize who the driver is just by the temperature of their ass.
ME: AL, you're such a carslut.

carslut by Falkan March 6, 2003

kajammer 

A small chocolate candy with a crunchy exterior coating. Often referred to as M&M's.

Mom, can I have some kajammers?

No kajammers before dinner, honey.

kajammer by Falkan March 4, 2003