Falkan's definitions

merprovising

The art of signaling to others in the room to remain silent so that you can lie to Meridethe about where they are. Involves quite a bit of creativity.

Justin: Oh, hi Meridethe. No, Mike is out shopping.
Andy: Shhh... he's merprovising.

by Falkan March 6, 2003

vitamin m

A nutritional supplement administered to Joe from Mike.

Mike: Time for a warm shot of Vitamin M!
Joe: Oooh baby! <bends over>

by Falkan March 4, 2003

carslut

Someone who talks about cars all the time.
especially: One who tells non carsluts details about cars that they have no interest in whatsoever.

AL: Listen, the interior of the Konda JX7845t-1.894RED011Berg has heat sensitive controls that recognize who the driver is just by the temperature of their ass.
ME: AL, you're such a carslut.

by Falkan March 6, 2003

Whammy

The large chunk of skin between the neck and the anus.

This ninja appeared out of nowhere and slashed him right in his whammy!

by Falkan March 6, 2003

Legendary Door

The door that remains closed for more than 69% of the time.

I don't know if Yari is awake or not. The Legendary Door is closed.

by Falkan March 4, 2003

sup

A contraction of the phrase "what's up?"

Jack: Hey, sup?
Jill: Not much

by Falkan March 4, 2003

Wompus

n. wom-puhs

The Wompus is a status imposed upon the person(s) designated in one of two ways:
1) by a group or represenative decision.
2) by being the last person(s) to Womp the predecessor(s).

Joshua suddenly declared, "James is the Wompus!" and everyone proceeded to Womp him, excpet Ben, who was then declared the new Wompus.

by Falkan August 7, 2005