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To be stoned.

Smoke enough weed and you'll get kained.
"we went round to Skunk's house last night and got kained"
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"Kained but able, Percecution just because I'm stoned"
kained by matt ledwitch August 23, 2007
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an expression used when someone named katie makes a total fool oh herself, making others laugh in the process.
when one pees their pants they katied themselves.
when one trips over something they katied themselves.
katied by mikied March 24, 2008
Getting completely fucking owned at Ultimate Frisbee!
Man, I threw that epic Hammer pass to Tony and scored after he threw me that epic Chicken Wing, we fucking Kained those idiots!
Kained by Tkain1 October 28, 2009
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked, by a dude, while taking a dump.
My brother and I decided to get Kaimed in the Women's Bathroom
kaimed by ranvar October 12, 2017
A handsome boy/girl who will grow up to be succesfull and will make you laugh

A Kaiiden is a bit bossy at times but he has a nice personality
OMG He is such a kaiiden
Kaiiden by SickPuppyjnr July 9, 2019

kaliedoscopin 

the term refered to an extremely drunk guy looking at a very unattractive girl, and getting the impression of her being very attractive due to the alcohol, sort of like looking through a kaleidoscope.
Joe: A check out that dude over there talking to that huge whale at the bar
Shmoe: yea he's been kaliedoscopin her all night, he needs to lay of the alcohol
kaliedoscopin by Mongooseboy000 March 18, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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