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To be stoned.

Smoke enough weed and you'll get kained.
"we went round to Skunk's house last night and got kained"
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"Kained but able, Percecution just because I'm stoned"
kained by matt ledwitch August 23, 2007
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an expression used when someone named katie makes a total fool oh herself, making others laugh in the process.
when one pees their pants they katied themselves.
when one trips over something they katied themselves.
katied by mikied March 24, 2008
Getting completely fucking owned at Ultimate Frisbee!
Man, I threw that epic Hammer pass to Tony and scored after he threw me that epic Chicken Wing, we fucking Kained those idiots!
Kained by Tkain1 October 28, 2009
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked, by a dude, while taking a dump.
My brother and I decided to get Kaimed in the Women's Bathroom
kaimed by ranvar October 12, 2017
A handsome boy/girl who will grow up to be succesfull and will make you laugh

A Kaiiden is a bit bossy at times but he has a nice personality
OMG He is such a kaiiden
Kaiiden by SickPuppyjnr July 9, 2019

kaliedoscopin 

the term refered to an extremely drunk guy looking at a very unattractive girl, and getting the impression of her being very attractive due to the alcohol, sort of like looking through a kaleidoscope.
Joe: A check out that dude over there talking to that huge whale at the bar
Shmoe: yea he's been kaliedoscopin her all night, he needs to lay of the alcohol
kaliedoscopin by Mongooseboy000 March 18, 2009