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this is the most murked mf u wil ever meet, he thinks hes lightskin but hes not he thinks he can pull shordys but he cant and everytime he makes a joke no body laughs.
ew no kahnis not coming to our house!
kahni by thewrtier November 23, 2021
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Strauss-Kahn 

The underhanded, low-down understanding a Whore has that a Man is vulnerable to any sort of attack when he is in the Shower or just getting out of the Shower.
"I can't believe the bitch Strauss-Kahned me, running off with my wallet and credit cards as I got into the shower!"
Strauss-Kahn by Kingpin3 August 26, 2011
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Strauss-Kahn 

n. A two-pronged act consisting of abbreviated sexual aggression followed by an equally abbreviated, futile effort to flee. This orchestration is often attempted by high ranking officials of the International Monetary Fund in their efforts to share "seed money" with disenfranchised members of the global community.
Victim: Officer, I believe he pulled a Strauss-Kahn on me.
Officer: What makes you think that?
Victim: Just take a look at my underwear.
Officer: Oh my gosh -- these are definitely the markings of
a Strauss alright! Where might I find the Kahn?
Victim: If you act fast enough, you'll foil his efforts to flee by
intercepting him at the airport. Likely on a flight to Paris.
Strauss-Kahn by Synister8 August 25, 2011

Strauss-Kahn 

Named for the infamous French IMF head, to "Strauss-Kahn" means to force oneself onto a weaker person. Usually involving some form of exhibitionism, "Strauss-Kahn'ing" most often occurs between an older man of status and a younger working class woman.
He came out of the bathroom and totally "Strauss-Kahn'd" that chick.

or

When the overweight whore monger stayed overnight in the NYC jail, his cellmates "Strauss-Kahn'd" him with fervor.
Strauss-Kahn by riggityragtag June 10, 2011

Kahdijah 

The definition of a kind-hearted person.
Kahdijah is a very kind girl.
Kahdijah by Dijahhhhhhh March 9, 2013
Kahlie is a beautiful girl inside and out. She is tough, born a fighter but wants to love. Kahlies are the most loyal people ever. If a friend of a Kahlie you must have patients, they are crazy but their crazyness will steal your heart. The best Kahlies are Libras, because they are so very crazy but are also perfectly balanced as people. Kahlie will follow her goals and dump any trash the stands in her way. If you ever meet a Kahlie you will definently never forget her, she is unforgettable! Kahlie's eyes are the most perfect and beautiful eyes you will ever find. Do not screw over this girl, she will not seek revenge for you are not worth her time but if you ever mess over a Kahlie, the world will seek its justice on you! Kahlie is the best friend you can have, she will give you anything including her last breath and does not ask for anything from you except for love and caring. Kahlie rarely shows her emotions and when she does you must listen because she means it. To see this girl cry is unbearable and breaks your heart, to make this girl cry is unforgivable! Kahlies are amazing kisser because they have big, soft lips and are talented with their tongues. Her favorite place to be kissed is on her neck and it will make her melt in your arms. If you ever meet a girl who is too good to be true, you have just met a Kahlie!
"That girl is amazing, she is a total Kahlie!"

" I think I want to marry her, I got myself a Kahlie"
Kahlie by Mr. GI October 6, 2012

Kahdijah 

The most beautiful girl in human history. Kahdijah is the most perfect of all the girls/woman. She is somewhat stubborn but will always be there for you when you really need her. She is perfection and is stunning out of all the humans. She is well-known to be either a taurus, virgo or capricorn. They are the best kissers. If you have a Kahdijah you better keep her as long as possible and if you know a kahdijah they usually have a big booty.
Boy1: Hey look at that girl over there, I need her.
Boy2: I know right! Cha I need one of those to hang onto.
Boy: Right? She looks like a Kahdijah.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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