this is the most murked mf u wil ever meet, he thinks hes lightskin but hes not he thinks he can pull shordys but he cant and everytime he makes a joke no body laughs.
by thewrtier November 23, 2021
Get the kahni mug.The underhanded, low-down understanding a Whore has that a Man is vulnerable to any sort of attack when he is in the Shower or just getting out of the Shower.
"I can't believe the bitch Strauss-Kahned me, running off with my wallet and credit cards as I got into the shower!"
by Kingpin3 August 26, 2011
Get the Strauss-Kahn mug.n. A two-pronged act consisting of abbreviated sexual aggression followed by an equally abbreviated, futile effort to flee. This orchestration is often attempted by high ranking officials of the International Monetary Fund in their efforts to share "seed money" with disenfranchised members of the global community.
Victim: Officer, I believe he pulled a Strauss-Kahn on me.
Officer: What makes you think that?
Victim: Just take a look at my underwear.
Officer: Oh my gosh -- these are definitely the markings of
a Strauss alright! Where might I find the Kahn?
Victim: If you act fast enough, you'll foil his efforts to flee by
intercepting him at the airport. Likely on a flight to Paris.
Officer: What makes you think that?
Victim: Just take a look at my underwear.
Officer: Oh my gosh -- these are definitely the markings of
a Strauss alright! Where might I find the Kahn?
Victim: If you act fast enough, you'll foil his efforts to flee by
intercepting him at the airport. Likely on a flight to Paris.
by Synister8 August 25, 2011
Get the Strauss-Kahn mug.Named for the infamous French IMF head, to "Strauss-Kahn" means to force oneself onto a weaker person. Usually involving some form of exhibitionism, "Strauss-Kahn'ing" most often occurs between an older man of status and a younger working class woman.
He came out of the bathroom and totally "Strauss-Kahn'd" that chick.
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When the overweight whore monger stayed overnight in the NYC jail, his cellmates "Strauss-Kahn'd" him with fervor.
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When the overweight whore monger stayed overnight in the NYC jail, his cellmates "Strauss-Kahn'd" him with fervor.
by riggityragtag June 10, 2011
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by Mr. GI October 6, 2012
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