A word of West African origin (used primarily in the West African nation of Ghana).

1. Organized & premeditated con-artistry.
2. Blatant trickery committed for personal economic gain.
3. The illegal buying and selling of controlled goods.

The way Tetteh fooled Akin into buying them elevator passes for that one story building was true kalabule.

Shaquandafua was practicing that kalabule when she got $500 from EACH guy she claimed fathered her baby.

Oware is selling stolen guns over the internet 5 for $200, check his blog for details.

kalabule by Swell Emmanuel May 22, 2006

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Kahlan

A beautiful girl with a curious mind that leads her into all kinds of troubles. A friend to all with no time to herself. A philanthropist in every way. The person to seek out for she will have the answer. Eclectic, Full of life, but not without trials to come.

Kahlan is eclectic, she enjoys anything that would help her to learn. Think : Artist, musician, explorer, teacher, student

Kahlan by Dvirr February 3, 2010

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kalab

A Kalab will make you laugh , when nothing else can. A Kalab will make your face hurt from the amount of smiling you'll do. A Kalab is the best kind of guy you'll ever come across, so if you're lucky enough meet a Kalab don't let him slip through your fingers... you probably wont find another one. They are like an endangered species in the world of men.

He is such a Kalab!

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Kahlan

Kahlan is someone who is very funny, they feel very strongly about what they believe in, and they are usually a great friend. They are usually very social and hot. They are usually creative and are leaders, they come out with unique ideas and people tend to follow.

Kahlan's usually have dark brown hair and dark brown eyes, and they are noticed a lot. Kahlan's can be crazy but in a fun lovable way.

Guy 1: "man look at Kahlan she is looking hot!"
Guy 2: "yeah, I'll say! Look at that bod!"

Kahlan by Banana27_000 August 5, 2018

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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