kahlo

The boy who its shy and has no friends at first. But as he grows upon people he is the kindest, sweetest, most funny person you'll ever meet.

Kasey: did you see what happened last night?
Kahlo: no i was doing my home work
Kasey: you did your homeowork?
Kahlo: no

by momokkuyo22 June 28, 2014

Frida Kahlo

Much like the Dirty Sanchez, the Frida Kahlo is when a man and women engages in anal sex, then the man rubs his poop covered penis all over the girls eyebrows creating a unibrow, much like the one sported by Frida Kahlo.

After he gave her a Frida Kahlo, she was nervous that she was going to get pink eye.

by DreDre69 April 4, 2015

frida kahlo man

Any man (or boy) witrh an extremely hairy dark unibrow. Hence "frida kahlo".

dOOd, did you see the frida kahlo man who walked by in B Hall?

by uber-loo November 14, 2003

the Frida Kahlo

Also known as "the Frida"
It's similar to a Dirty Sanchez - except instead of smearing poo under the nose - you smear it over the eyebrows forming a shit unibrow - much like the painter Frida Kahlo.

I was having some hot gay sex with a man who looked like Dustin Diamond, and I gave him a Frida Kahlo.

by Dustin Diamond's Gay Lover September 7, 2004

Frida-Kahlo'd

the act of getting impaled while riding a bus.

Damn, I heard Patrick got Frida-Kahlo'd. He has to wear a full body cast for a month.

by jumpman0023 October 15, 2011

kaelob

Kaelob is a boy that wants to be a man, but finds himself still standing at the edge of childhood, for he threw away a great relationship with a nice girl that treated him wonderfully and loved him. This was because he got bored with his relationship and realized that there were prettier girls, therefore, he created a problem and blamed the girl for their relationship ending. He then gets with another girl that was prettier, funnier, and older than the other girl. Though, he would be a lot happier if he listened to his heart and stayed close to the one that loved him. If Kaelob were to realize what his heart was hinting, there would be no telling how great his life could be. After all this being said, Kaelob is very good looking with dark eyes and a charming smile. Not to mention that he can make almost anyone laugh, for humor comes very naturally to him. Kaelob really is a ladies' man, but he should do himself a favor and listen to what his heart tells him.

Kaelob is naturally funny.

by emmyrae01 March 13, 2018

Kahlie

Kahlie is a beautiful girl inside and out. She is tough, born a fighter but wants to love. Kahlies are the most loyal people ever. If a friend of a Kahlie you must have patients, they are crazy but their crazyness will steal your heart. The best Kahlies are Libras, because they are so very crazy but are also perfectly balanced as people. Kahlie will follow her goals and dump any trash the stands in her way. If you ever meet a Kahlie you will definently never forget her, she is unforgettable! Kahlie's eyes are the most perfect and beautiful eyes you will ever find. Do not screw over this girl, she will not seek revenge for you are not worth her time but if you ever mess over a Kahlie, the world will seek its justice on you! Kahlie is the best friend you can have, she will give you anything including her last breath and does not ask for anything from you except for love and caring. Kahlie rarely shows her emotions and when she does you must listen because she means it. To see this girl cry is unbearable and breaks your heart, to make this girl cry is unforgivable! Kahlies are amazing kisser because they have big, soft lips and are talented with their tongues. Her favorite place to be kissed is on her neck and it will make her melt in your arms. If you ever meet a girl who is too good to be true, you have just met a Kahlie!

"That girl is amazing, she is a total Kahlie!"

" I think I want to marry her, I got myself a Kahlie"

by Mr. GI October 6, 2012