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Kaepernicked

Receiving oral sex by a dark skin woman/man/(insert pronoun) while they’re on their knees with the national anthem playing.
I met this beautiful girl named leticia at the bar last night. Took her back to my place and she kaepernicked by dick all night.
Kaepernicked by Gary gruber November 16, 2020
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Kaepernicked

Is a person who had the world by the balls and ruined themselves by taking a stance over the improper use of symbols to interject their views.
Senator Warren Kaepernicked herself when she claimed she was Native American and her DNA test was a complete Fail!
Kaepernicked by TJ1394 July 5, 2019

Kaepernicked

Is a person who had the world by the balls and ruined themselves by taking a stance over the improper use of symbols to interject their views.
Senator Warren Kaepernicked herself when she claimed she was Native American and her DNA test was a complete Fail!
Kaepernicked by TJ1394 July 5, 2019

Kaepernicked

A person who has been fired or ostracized for unpopular political views. Deriving from the NFL football player Colin Kaepernick who took a public stand against police brutality and was later unable to be signed to continue as a player.
That company that was boycotted for it's post about the election really got Kaepernicked.

kaepernick 

(n.) Paper towel used by exotic dancers and entertainers at strip clubs.
After completing her second song, Cinnamon grabbed a kaepernick and her spray bottle and wiped the pole down for the next girl.
kaepernick by Bigsillyone January 19, 2014

Colin Kaepernick

He is a QB for the SF 49ers who was drafted in the second round in 2011 and is a one hit wonder for the 2012 Super Bowl season and has been just shit since. He is called Colin SACKORPICK by the 49ers fans because whenever he touches the ball on a pass play he is most likely to either get sacked or throw a pick.
Colin Kaepernick just threw the ball and it is a pick as usual.

Kaepernick 

(Noun) A rich or famous person who thinks expressing their political opinion is the single most important thing.
I liked George Clooney before he became a gun control Kaepernick.
Kaepernick by KyContessa September 9, 2016
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