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Kacknoob 

German word for the worst version of "noob", especially used for noobs, which are complete learn resistant.

If you told the noob (eg. in CS) three times NOT to jump in front of your sniper gun and he gets a headshot therefore and you are called as "teamkiller" (thanks to him), you call him "Kacknoob".
Du verdammter Kacknoob, ich hab dir schon tausendmal gesagt, dass...
(You damned Kacknoob, I told you a thousend times, not to...)
Kacknoob by ZappoB July 16, 2009
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Kackboon 

It originates from the legendary World of Warcraft South Park episode, its german version, to be precise.
"Kack" is a German synonym for shit and "boon" describes an incredibly bad noob.
Kackboon, therefore, is a terminology used to insult the worst types of gamers, the one's that are so retarded they shouldn't be allowed to buy a Playstation.
My teammate just fell off the map. He is such a fucking retarded kackboon.
Kackboon by Nik is a kackboon December 9, 2021

kackvogel 

Ein Mensch, der es nicht versteht das völlige Desinteresse seines Gegenübers zu deuten und das Empfinden einer permanenten Belästigung auslöst.

Sogenannte "Kackvögel" zeichnen sich ebenfalls dadurch aus, in größeren Gruppen, zu jeder Zeit betretenes Schweigen auslösen zu können.

Ziel aller Kackvögel ist es einen Menschen nur durch ihre bloße Anwesenheiten nerven zu können.
Ansonsten ist das Wesen eines Kackvogels ist schwer zu durchschauen und eine klare Motivation ihrer Handlungen ist nicht zu erkennen.
"So ein Kackvogel!"
"Boah! Ich kann diesen Kackvogel nicht mehr ertragen!"
"Hau ab, du Kackvogel!"
kackvogel by teh-definator August 16, 2014

kackbook 

hey did you see kelly's status on kackbook?
kackbook by TheTitMachine November 22, 2011
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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