Definitions by drinkmaster

k1aused 

The act of getting piss drunk off of Kettle 1 Vokda.

I don't always get K1aused, but when I do, I drink Kettle 1.

k1aused by drinkmaster November 27, 2012

screwed monkey

An alcoholic drink made by drinking a 40 of malt liquor down to the top of the label, then pouring in vodka and orange juice (a screwdriver) til it is completely full. Very delicious.

I only drank one screwed monkey and I was messed up for the entire night.

screwed monkey by Drinkmaster January 18, 2006