jurny

Jurnys are one of most loyal friends you will ever come across. Jurnys are incredibly smart and could probably get an A in a test without studying for it. They’re independent and strong and know exactly what they want in their life and they know how to get it, they also suffer with dumb friends and family members that make her angry but she still loves them somewhere deep down. Jurnys are amazing cooks and usually fall in love with fictional characters e.g. Damon Salvatore

Teacher: Jurny?
Jurny: Here!

by anonymous November 4, 2020

juryfrigging

The practice of sleeping with as many of the attractive female jurors in large murder trials as is humanly possible whilst attempting to avoid detection or expose the deception to the jurors involved.

Johnnie Cochran was running interference as co-counsel Robert Shapiro spent three weeks furiously juryfrigging before O.J. Simpson took the stand.

by MadBob May 15, 2007

Junny Wunny

Individual with immeasurable amounts of biggus dickus energy

That man over there radiates Junny Wunny.

by MrButtercup April 12, 2021

Hung Jury - Hard Evidence

This is a great title for a trial based porn movie!

Dick Bottoms and Ben Dover starred in Hung Jury - Hard Evidence.

by I, Wreckerrr December 6, 2020

the jury is still out

an expression implying that a conclusion about someone or something has yet to be reached.

hipster: "Is this dude for real? I mean, either he's psycho, or just plain stupid."

tipster: "I dunno man....think the jury's still out on that one."

by hipster November 16, 2003

Jurnee

Jurnee is a slim black girl that all the guys want, who later becomes a thick girl. She loves to joke around and if somebody is messing with you she is the one you call. Everyone wants to be her friend or her bae and she is very smart. She could be in a bad mood but you will always see her putting her friend and family before herself. Jurnee loves her friends and family to no end. Jurnee is a very good fighter, one hit and you gonna be shook for days. She is such a savage, her roasts are so fire she'll make you cry.

#savage #beautiful #thick #blackandbeautiful #kind

"She is so nice she's such a Jurnee, I would kill to be her friend."

by QueenB Love October 31, 2018

mother fucking the jury

To yell profanities at a jury while you are on trial.

Defendant: All y'all piece of shit mother fuckers on this jury are gonna die.

Judge: thank you mother fucking the jury, but we still need to finish opening statements.

Jury: I don't think that is necessary, we find the defendant guilty on all charges.

by Humphreyneworleans January 19, 2017