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a certain special someone, who likes to be heavily petted by strangers met at bus stops, cafe's, macdonalds... just general and random meeting places. Often female juppet's will flash their nipples to police officers and other authorotive figuires within their local community, this act is often greeted with a crimewatch appeal and formal investigation.
dude, i saw linda on the bus last night, totally giving a sly footjob to johnny wellyman, i watched her getting of and she got her tit out for the bus driver.
thats the third time this week, she's such a juppet.
juppet by paul mckenna April 7, 2008
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a slang which refers to an older nepalese woman who likes to sleep with younger men
basically a whore
Yuki: Omg Did you know that old hag Sarah slept with 4 different men in a week?
Clover: She must be a juppetta
juppetta by putangpakshet January 11, 2023
Short form for "Just Happened"
Pronounced: "jap - end"
WTF jappened?
Jappened by TheRock15 December 1, 2010
Jupen means you are
- Gay
- Stinky
- Small
- Fat
- Stupid
And they have a small penis.
Shut up Jamie! You Jupen!
Jupen by Sam V May 17, 2007
It's a short, yellow pen that writes squinty i's.
On a completely unrelated note, do you jappen to know any pet shops that sell jellyfish?
jappen by Dannyyyyyyyy March 17, 2018
Ji-pp-en (Pronounced like the word "Japan" but with the short i sound)
(jih-PEHN)

- A funny/scary ripoff of the popular game "Animal Crossing".
- Something that looks Japanese but isn't.
"Oh shootydagnamy! Jippen is a great game!"
"Wow... This book is such a jippen.."