juppet

a certain special someone, who likes to be heavily petted by strangers met at bus stops, cafe's, macdonalds... just general and random meeting places. Often female juppet's will flash their nipples to police officers and other authorotive figuires within their local community, this act is often greeted with a crimewatch appeal and formal investigation.

dude, i saw linda on the bus last night, totally giving a sly footjob to johnny wellyman, i watched her getting of and she got her tit out for the bus driver.
thats the third time this week, she's such a juppet.

juppet by paul mckenna April 7, 2008

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juppen

the coolest, best, nicest, most fun guy ever with the greatest rap music taste. his beats are fire and is gonna be at the top of the rap game one day.

lil skies: "YOOOO JUPPEN'S BEATS ARE THE BEST"
wififuneral: "IKR THEY HIT DIFF"

juppen by juppen's biggest fan August 23, 2021

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juppet • juppetta • Jappet • jippet • juppen • juppers • Jupperi • jupptac • Jupset

juppetta

a slang which refers to an older nepalese woman who likes to sleep with younger men
basically a whore

Yuki: Omg Did you know that old hag Sarah slept with 4 different men in a week?
Clover: She must be a juppetta

juppetta by putangpakshet January 11, 2023

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jupptac

goods of poor quality

Originally created as a more elegant way of describing something shit. Jupptac is a derivative of the words "Gyp" as in gypsy/pikey/shitty/budget/pauper and "Tack" meaning tackle, but also used to describe stuff in general. Tacky stuff in particular. The word GYP-TACK was softened in pronunciation to become JUPPTAC.

Pronunciation - jjjjj-ooooop-tak

"a double vodka jupptac please barman" roughly translates to "a double shot of vodka in a glass mixed with any old shit you can be bothered to put in there" ie 54pence orangeade from down the happy shopper.

jupptac by Tom Aitchison July 16, 2006