Jumprope

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Albert Einstein is sure the stick and stone is the weapon of the future. The jumprope is likely one word and essentially the stick and stone.

Go get you a vine from the jungle, and tie two rocks to it for grips, and call it a jumprope; and start training, for the mutants are coming from the West.

Guy 1: Man, I’m out of ammo, get the jump rope.
Woman 1: No problem Joe.

Guy 2: I now have the agility to outrun mushroom clouds
Woman 2: You’ve developed agility Joe.

Jumprope by Skippystein June 25, 2024

Words you can keep

jumprope christmas

Another name for Halloween, coined during a fit of A.D.D. excitement, because Christmas is a hop, skip, and a jump away.

Zach - So what's goin on tonight
Alex - Dude we just have to celebrate jumprope christmas !

jumprope christmas by Albiesaurus Rex March 12, 2008

Dick Jumprope

A derogetory term such as "asshole" or "douche bag". Someone with a long floppy dick that could be used as a jumprope

You called me an asshole? Well you're a dick jumprope

Dick Jumprope by Nathan the sex god Matthews August 16, 2009

Louisana Jumprope

When you're doing someone from behind, and you pull out their large intestine. Different from the pink slip because, when the intestine is out, you swing your hips in a gyrating motion, as if it were a jumprope.

"Holy shit! I was doing her from behind, and when I pulled out, everything came with it! We even played Louisana Jumprope!"

Louisana Jumprope by DoktorSulfonic March 15, 2013

sparkle jumprope queen

lana del rey’s glamorous stage persona

sparkle jumprope queen makes me feel segsy

sparkle jumprope queen by ultimatecoochiedestroyer5 June 25, 2021

sparkle jump rope queen

One of the early stage names for Lana del Rey. Ref. In some of her unreleased songs available on you tube.

" I can be you're sparkle jump rope queen."

sparkle jump rope queen by Bellatrixtrash99 August 8, 2017

forbidden jump-rope

The act or game of playing jump rope with a razor scooter, which can usually lead to death or severe pain in the ankles

Honestly fuck this class bro I might have to play forbidden jump-rope

forbidden jump-rope by Parker.gonzo September 28, 2019

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026