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Jumprope 

Albert Einstein is sure the stick and stone is the weapon of the future. The jumprope is likely one word and essentially the stick and stone.
Go get you a vine from the jungle, and tie two rocks to it for grips, and call it a jumprope; and start training, for the mutants are coming from the West.

Guy 1: Man, I’m out of ammo, get the jump rope.
Woman 1: No problem Joe.

Guy 2: I now have the agility to outrun mushroom clouds
Woman 2: You’ve developed agility Joe.
Jumprope by Skippystein June 25, 2024
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jumprope christmas 

Another name for Halloween, coined during a fit of A.D.D. excitement, because Christmas is a hop, skip, and a jump away.
Zach - So what's goin on tonight
Alex - Dude we just have to celebrate jumprope christmas !

Dick Jumprope 

A derogetory term such as "asshole" or "douche bag". Someone with a long floppy dick that could be used as a jumprope
You called me an asshole? Well you're a dick jumprope

Louisana Jumprope 

When you're doing someone from behind, and you pull out their large intestine. Different from the pink slip because, when the intestine is out, you swing your hips in a gyrating motion, as if it were a jumprope.
"Holy shit! I was doing her from behind, and when I pulled out, everything came with it! We even played Louisana Jumprope!"

sparkle jumprope queen 

sparkle jumprope queen makes me feel segsy

sparkle jump rope queen 

One of the early stage names for Lana del Rey. Ref. In some of her unreleased songs available on you tube.
" I can be you're sparkle jump rope queen."

forbidden jump-rope 

The act or game of playing jump rope with a razor scooter, which can usually lead to death or severe pain in the ankles
Honestly fuck this class bro I might have to play forbidden jump-rope
forbidden jump-rope by Parker.gonzo September 28, 2019