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juiceless fuck 

Someone who is boring or bad at sex; a particularily bad lay.
Good lord, that home-schooled fundamentalist girl was a juiceless fuck!
juiceless fuck by JP2013 March 11, 2013

juiceless 

1. Not having enough juice.
2. Powerless
3. Something you say to someone that just died in a game.
Wow you died already? Juiceless.
juiceless by hubbinotonlyha July 1, 2008

juiceless 

When you are dying of boredom and can't even enjoy porn because you just jacked off.
Tom: Hey, what ya did last night?
Dick: Nothin man, just got bored to death
Tom: why didn't ya watch some porn
Dick: I was completely juiceless man
juiceless by duskmist July 4, 2016

Juiceless is useless 

Further discussion is unnecessary since there is no gossip involved
Rasa juiceless is useless let’s change the topic

juicepress 

One of the worst gifts you can give to a friend.
"What did he give you for your birthday?"
"A juicepress..."
juicepress by LeonardoDaWinci December 8, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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