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Weirdest girl you'll ever meet but at the same time is the coolest person you'll ever meet. She keeps it 100 with you and can be viewed as a true friend. This is the type of girl that any guy would want to marry because she is incredibly smart. A Jedaiah can rub off on you in a worthwhile way. Endearing, caring, lovable, and a define keeper. She can sometimes be over looked by guys because she isn't the "typical" girl. Everybody needs a Jedaiah in their life.
Jedaiah by Sabrina Harris Jr. March 13, 2017
Jedaiah
Weirdest guy you'll ever meet but at the same time coolest person you'll ever meet. He keeps it 100 with you and can be viewed as a true friend. This is the type of guy that any girl would wanna marry because he's incredibly smart. A Jedaiah can rub off on you in a worthwhile way. Endearing, caring , lovable and a definite keeper. He can sometimes be overlooked by girls because he isn't the "typical" guy. Everybody needs a Jedaiah in their life.
Sarah: Every guy I talk to is never worth it, I'm wasting my time
Tia: No, you need a Jedaiah in your life.
Tia: No, you need a Jedaiah in your life.
Jedaiah by tiaspencer December 21, 2016
judayah
n. Judayah is a beautiful, sweet and loving friend. They are always by your side and never make you think twice about your friend ship. She can at times be brutally honest, but we love her anyways. She is always up to good things and has a super positive attitude, Judayah rarely shows her emotions but when she does... watch out. She may seem very sweet and innocent but when you get to know her, she will be the best thing that's ever happened to you.
judayah by sniper._11 January 15, 2017
judiah
Judiah comes from an ancient long-lived tribe of Judiahs spanning back to 1998. Though Judiah was the first and last Judiah, he was still awesome.
Upon meeting a Judiah you will encounter various aspects of the Judiah. He may speak French, decipher Morse Cose, or recite the full length of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven."
The idealized greeting to a Judiah is to avoid eye contact for 32 seconds, outreach your arm for a shake, retract, then offer again and drastically change your hand to a fist bump. Take the Judiah's now-fist hand and akwardly shake it.
To verify you possess a real Judiah measure his blood for sulfuric acid. If the quantity is above 0% it is likely actually an Eldrich Horror. Do not panic, just get a towel.
Judiahs are notoriously allergic to oxymorons. They also kind of love them sooo...
A Judiah will likely offer to watch "Rabbits" by David Lynch. Do not give in, this is a trap. Counter offer a trip to the east coast to meet The Watcher in person. The duel will end in a draw.
If you speak in old english around a Judiah he will instantly love you, be cautious however, dopamine is a highly addictive substance. You pretty much are advocating drug use. How do you feel about yourself now huh?
Judiahs may reference various subjects ranging from cult classic films to a revolutionary idea he had that morning.
The name Judiah means "All praise belongs to Jehovah."
Meandering cookies make the most dire of dirges. Do not forget this oh reader mine.
Upon meeting a Judiah you will encounter various aspects of the Judiah. He may speak French, decipher Morse Cose, or recite the full length of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven."
The idealized greeting to a Judiah is to avoid eye contact for 32 seconds, outreach your arm for a shake, retract, then offer again and drastically change your hand to a fist bump. Take the Judiah's now-fist hand and akwardly shake it.
To verify you possess a real Judiah measure his blood for sulfuric acid. If the quantity is above 0% it is likely actually an Eldrich Horror. Do not panic, just get a towel.
Judiahs are notoriously allergic to oxymorons. They also kind of love them sooo...
A Judiah will likely offer to watch "Rabbits" by David Lynch. Do not give in, this is a trap. Counter offer a trip to the east coast to meet The Watcher in person. The duel will end in a draw.
If you speak in old english around a Judiah he will instantly love you, be cautious however, dopamine is a highly addictive substance. You pretty much are advocating drug use. How do you feel about yourself now huh?
Judiahs may reference various subjects ranging from cult classic films to a revolutionary idea he had that morning.
The name Judiah means "All praise belongs to Jehovah."
Meandering cookies make the most dire of dirges. Do not forget this oh reader mine.
"Did you know THE OMNI-GOD'S real name is Judiah?"
"Judiah, now thats a great guy who always knowests himself before he wreckests himself."
"Judio oh Judio? Wherefore art thou Judio?" , "Well I'm right'cha here."
"Judiah proposed a full frontal assault... From behind."
"Judingrad, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany."
"Did Judiah go back to save Young Vofo?" , "No, he is stuck in a temporal pundox with Mastur Vofoeki."
"Are we going to eat, Judiah?" , "Sure, right now. I gotta. We gotta."
"Judiah, now thats a great guy who always knowests himself before he wreckests himself."
"Judio oh Judio? Wherefore art thou Judio?" , "Well I'm right'cha here."
"Judiah proposed a full frontal assault... From behind."
"Judingrad, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany."
"Did Judiah go back to save Young Vofo?" , "No, he is stuck in a temporal pundox with Mastur Vofoeki."
"Are we going to eat, Judiah?" , "Sure, right now. I gotta. We gotta."
judiah by THE OMNI-GOD! November 17, 2015