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A man with a minute penis and usually gets smaller when erect. Can usually be found at b&q, gingsters, or ontop of a yoga ball. Pastimes are usually gay porn, spying on small children and earlobes
That guy is such a Juckes
juckes by Monketjoe May 30, 2016
Related Words
juckes juckest Juckers jucket jucked Jukese jukester jackess jackest Jockese

bub jucket

Juckets from Southeastern Massachusetts. Refering mostly to people either living in jucket hot spots (e.g. Chace Rd., Woot 79) or juckets living out in the middle of nowhere.
Look, that bub jucket has more broken cars on his lawn than he has working cars in his driveway.
bub jucket by wicked jucket December 24, 2008

Papa-Jukes 

A term used in the Warcraft III custom game DotA. One who "Jukes" or escapes in a tight situation with extreme spontaneity and skills leaving the enemy confused and puzzled due to what seemed to be an easy kill but now a lost memory. The red color of the enemy's hit points increases your hunger to hunt him down with one last hit but your movement speed cannot match that of your opponent's. That fog of war shit fucks you up to damn. Can be compared to a cross-over performed in basketball.
Sven: AYO G! WHERE DA FAWK DID LESHRAC GO?

Traxex: IDK MAN!

Leshrac: CANT TOUCH DIS NIGGUH! THEY CALL ME DA PAPA-JUKES!

Strygwyr: wtf is that?... fag
Papa-Jukes by BoomChikaWhat August 8, 2008

Young Jukes 

A kid from Florida named Ashton who is good at juking out enemy squads on video games.
It usually refers to the situations that result from landing in a BR game mode and being last to obtain a weapon.
Yo Pain, I’m down... I need a revive!
Sure hang on ViRUS!
Aww come on man he is going to BM me.
Bro, ask young jukes to get you.
Young jukes! Help me!
Nahhhh fam I’m over here juking for my life!
Young Jukes by Fear the ViRUS March 24, 2019

jukester 

one who jukes: in the sense of the new form, to dis, or in extreme cases, annoyingly pwn.
i am such a jukester- I just juked that kid by squirting water in his face. JUKED!
jukester by The Jukesta June 21, 2008

Jukes Towers of Hell

The literal definition of having to much skill if your good at it, but no life at the same time.
¨Dude wanna play Jukes Towers of Hell

¨Yea bro lets finally beat ToAST.¨
Jukes Towers of Hell by bw46 November 10, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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