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jukester 

one who jukes: in the sense of the new form, to dis, or in extreme cases, annoyingly pwn.
i am such a jukester- I just juked that kid by squirting water in his face. JUKED!
jukester by The Jukesta June 21, 2008
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jukester 

A person who is totally clueless towards life. This certain type of person is also really spacey and ditsy, but all together funny. This word was founded in Timma's apt, by the archidelic trio.
Deborah was being such a jukester I couldn't help but to laugh and critisize her for her lack of reality.
jukester by JoLynn June 7, 2004

Jokester 

(n.) Someone who loves a good laugh and never knows when to stop making them. They always seem to have a joke for every situation, though not always appropriate.
Jim was the life of the party, a real jokester, it was all fun and games with him until he was kicked out for making a joke about the host's girlfriend's body shape.
Jokester by Birdyrr15 December 2, 2009

Jokesterbate 

Jokesterbate: To laugh at ones own joke, to be the only one to laugh at ones own joke. To look like a complete nerd and or tool by laughing at ones own joke.
"Wow you just jokesterbated all over yourself"

"Do you enjoy jokesterbating?"

"Did you really have to jokesterbate in front of my mom?"

"Why don't you just go ahead and jokesterbate and i'll continue to drink my beer"

"Quit Jokesterbating and pass the joint"

"That joke was terrible, you got your jokesterbate jizz all over me"
Jokesterbate by Robert Rogue April 19, 2010

jokester 

One who makes sarcastic and snide remarks.
"Cept were walking everywhere so.... that might take a while haha" -Liz

"You could dance your way over since youre such a pro" -Dan

"HAHA youre such a jokester.... and by jokester i mean the sarcastic snide remarks kind" -Liz
jokester by mikkdan February 24, 2011

Jokester 

This man Tom a Jokester
Jokester by Cock grabber May 11, 2021

Poo jokester 

11 year old who loves his sibling sexually and thinks he is funny by saying poo jokes and has 1 friend which doesn’t really count because it is his brother and he has another friend who is a chipmunk so that doesn’t count either bye poo jokester
Stop being a poo jokester
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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