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A funny, mean, but really intelligent and bright young man. He is super sexy but a lot of people are afraid to ask him out. He is very nasty & freaky. He has struggles of staying to himself. He sticks up for family and friends. Has no fear of anything. People get his kindness confused as something else. Get you a Joziah, he will make you the happiest!
“Joziah is so cute and funny. He’s been my crush for the longest.”
Joziah by Cute Boy Names March 18, 2018
Related Words
joziar • joziah • Józia • Jozar • Jozari • jozarie • jozaryia • jozearl • joziaha • joziahmayo
Avery young sexy man who kind of resembles Kristopher London. Although he may be a man of few words his rather large penis makes up for it. The ladies cream when they hear the amount of Fortnite dubs he has, so many in fact that I creamed 3 times while writing this.
Fan 1: Hey that's LSK

Fan 2: No way let's get his autograph

Fan 1: Hey Kris! Can I get your auto...
Joziah: Go f**k yourself
*Fan 1 later went on to become Barack Obama*
Joziah by MWOODZ October 19, 2018
Jozier is a guy who is generally tall and enjoys playing basketball, Girls named Hollu will tend to find love with eachother
Girl 1:Do you know who Jozier likes?
Girl 2: Jozier likes the girl named Hollu
Jozier by CoolNames4Life August 18, 2020
The queen of the world
Jozarie above all
jozarie by joehaymer December 21, 2016
Joziah is a HIV Faget ass wannabe
Joziah by ChapnK February 5, 2023
Joziah is a real dyke with his gold tooth
joziah by P-Money #baller December 18, 2013
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