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A pretty girl that likes to suck a lot of 🍆.

She is a really good person to talk to about problems
Joys by anonymous November 21, 2023

Joys of Tears

When your Oro, stupid, finish, and dyslexic you tend to say this when you mean tears of joy. thanks you so much Oro for being dumb so I can post this.
I love you Michelle you make me cry joys of tears.
Joys of Tears by Michelle0021 April 10, 2008

joys.arcade 

joys.arcade is a Tiktoker, known for her
"<33" videos. She simultaneously hates and loves posting and has questionable taste in men despite being a Lesbian.
joys.arcade posted again!

Is she being fatherless again?

No, touch starved.
joys.arcade by Upsidedown.avacado September 3, 2021

joys.arcade 

joys.arcade is a Tiktoker, known for her
"<33" videos. She simultaneously hates and loves posting and has questionable taste in men despite being a Lesbian.
joys.arcade posted again!

Is she being fatherless again?

No, touch starved.
joys.arcade by Upsidedown.avacado September 3, 2021

joys.arcade 

joys.arcade is a TikToker, known in the Resident Evil community for her "<33" videos. She hates attention because she cannot cope without it and has questionable taste in men despite being a Lesbian.
joys.arcade posted!

Is she being fatherless again?

No, touch starved.
joys.arcade by Upsidedown.avacado September 3, 2021

The Joys of Midwife Beating 

Before you join our little club, you cannot beat midwives with impunity.

If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.

It's a guy thing.
The Joys of Midwife Beating make the world a sunny place!
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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