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Joyster: Joy Oyster. Where a man puts his pearls.
Dude: Man, I filled that joyster with my pearls last night!
by Queen_of_chaos September 1, 2017
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Joyster

A teacher who sleeps with students or the name of sex between the student and teacher.
The joyster took his student back to his apartment and seduced her
by Ally Blackwell January 26, 2019
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Jayster

Jayster is a nickname for a woman named Jackie. A Fine Ass Woman who knows how to treat, please, and satisify any Man lucky enough to cum into contact with her on an intimate level. She has a killer sexy smile, beautiful soft and healthy hair that u just wanna run ur fingers thru as she pleasures you day in and day out.She has perfect , volumptuous size breasts that youd die for just to get a glimse of; the kind of breasts that you cud masterbate to at any time of the day just by thinking about them. She has an ASS that makes you wanna get lost in forever, its so big and perfectly shaped. And last but not least, she has the cookie of a Goddess im sure, and is no match for any mortal man except that of a man with a cock thats so mighty and rock hard that it tames her into a sex driven beast that wants to constantly be drilled, day in and day out. Jayster is undoubtedly my fantasy and best dream EVER!!
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by 777geez September 4, 2013
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Butt-Jouster

A homosexual who does a running start to engage in anal sex with his male parter.
Jesus! Look at that F*ing butt-jouster! He gives a new meaning to the term, "I will get medieval on your hinee!"
by G-Stein May 20, 2007
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Confused Jouster

Medieval term used to describe the ‘reverse cowgirl’ position. Used prior to the invention of the word ‘cowgirl’.
Forsooth, friend Catesby! Yon wench passed the previous evening in my chambers where she attempted a manner of copulation quite astounding. As she crouched astride my manhood, I could only imagine the poor woman to be akin to some sort of confused jouster mounting their steed in reverse.
by EvilBiscuit June 17, 2013
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Jooster

Jooster it the name given to slash fictions that include the characters Jeeves and Bertie Wooster of P.G. Wodehouse novels and the television series Jeeves & Wooster, in which the two men are personified by Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie respectively. Jooster ('J' from 'Jeeves' and 'ooster' from 'Wooster') fics always include either the suggestion or actual mention of love between Jeeves and Wooster at some point in the story. Otherwise, the fictions are known only as Jeeves & Wooster fics. (Note: There are no such fics as 'Beeves'.)
Bertie simply couldn't bear it any longer. He launched himself off the sofa and stood in front of his man.

"Oh, Jeeves, dash it all, I love you!"
"I love you too, Sir." Jeeves replied, the corners of his mouth rising one-sixteenth of an inch.
"And this restorative. Why, it's absolutely topping!" Bertie shouted as he waved the emptied glass towards Jeeves.

"I endeavour to give satisfaction, Sir."

~Not taken from any existing Jooster fic. Many brilliant fics can be found at indeedsir at LiveJournal.com.
by LilyV687 September 29, 2010
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JYSTER

André Heyns is the YSTER
Most people will say "Jou yster!" But André has exceeded that and become Jyster..
Jyster is the personified version of 'yster' which means amazing!
by AlexJB02 March 14, 2021
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