Jowl

A STEP BY STEP GUIDE TO JOWL

1.) Loosen all of the muscles in your face and refrain from making any expression.
2.) Try to keep your eyes and mouth open.
3.) Shake your head from side to side as quickly as possible while the picture is being taken.

Make sure to use a digital camera with a flash in order to capture the jowler in freeze frame!

* For better results, make crazy noises with your mouth while shaking. Do weird stuff with your eyes.

Now that you've got your Jowl picture, upload that sucker to RateMyJowl.com. Once your Jowler image had been aproved (normally pretty fast) you can sit back and watch the rankings and comments roll in on your image.

Shake Face.... Shake-Shake..... Take picture... JOWL

Jowl by josh carrico October 6, 2005

Jowl

acronym for jacking off with lotion

dont call me tonight bitch im jowlin.

Jowl by the meatball experience May 12, 2010

JOWL

Jumpin out window laughing

OMG JOWL that bitch was to fuckin stupid!

JOWL by lilo132 December 20, 2009

jowl

Jizz On The Wall Laughing

#1: ya know that girl he cursed at?
#2: yea
#1: that was his mom
#2: hahahahaha, jowl

jowl by Josh Beloff December 15, 2008

JOWL

Jacking Off While Laughing;
Especially enjoying an event in a sexual way;

Humoring or playing off a situation in good humor while also looking down on the situation.

Justin pissed off those Meritards, he's been JOWL ever since

JOWL by Utopianutahn March 16, 2022

jowl rape 

The unsolicited or uncomfortable attack of a person or animals lips or appendages upon ones jowls

after a bros night out i was chased around the apartment and pinned down only to be jowl raped by another man

jowl rape by el primer capitan February 1, 2013

Jowl break

The act of ending a call on your iPhone by accidentally pressing End with your cheek.

Dude! Why'd you hang up on me?
Sorry, I jowl breaked it.

Jowl break by CJ Thumper March 12, 2011