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The violent shaking of one's head side-to-side in order to obtain a photograph of one's face distorted from the intense side-to-side motion.
Dude! I'm feeling kinda dizzy from all the jowling I did today.
jowling by Jeffry C. September 17, 2006
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Corona-Jowling 

The violent shaking of the jowls whilst reacting to the ever-changing unfactual ridiculous hesteria over Corona virus media posts and Friends Facebook propaganda. Often associated with the re-telling or re-tweeting of a Corona virus event not substantiated by any fact or authority.
Did you hear that bill got the corona virus from his goldfish!! (He had no symptoms and made a full recovery)....corona-jowling
Corona-Jowling by My Corona March 18, 2020
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Nicholas Jopling 

Young Teen Famous in "world of warcraft" for pulling off being a Beast mastery hunter in wrath of the lich king.
Having or being of an argumentrtive nature. Example, using the phrase 'not necessarily' and adapting the atributes to suit or benfit oneself.
He's always got to be right that Bloke - always pulls a 'jopling' on me.
jopling by DELLOVELL August 25, 2017
v. - to wander around aimlessly inquiring as to what others are doing. It usually comes as a distraction to others and often involves food.
Example 1: "I was trying to get the shop organized when Rene came Joeling by."
Example 2: "Hey man, want to go Joeling?" "Nah, I've actually got work to do."
joeling by AME Webster1 January 1, 2009
to do the exact opposite of the proper thing in any situation.

examples:

1. tell a black woman a black joke
2. post 1000 facebook messages a day to f-up everyone's feed
3. profess your love on the third date
4. brag about your sexual conquests around women
5. finance your education
6. refer to all your friends girlfriends as f'ing c's to their faces
Man, you were straight jogling, showing up to that job interview late, smelling like whiskey, and still getting the job!
Jogling by Jogle Mogul July 28, 2011
The act of slacking off whilst appearing to do work.
"Is he working or is he just Joeling around again??"
Joeling by WFMKitty August 27, 2013
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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