Johann is a Pakistani/Spanish 4 foot 3 Jewish niger. He always has the temptation of eating Manon's ass, and on his off days he jerks off to videos of Adam Chomic's cat, he is a mix of Jew and Muslim, although he was Christian but realized that its a bs religion and Jesus is my daddy and never existed. He also is a male that fractured his bicep but lied about it to be cool, he was fingering Lavanya and suddenly broke his shoulder.
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A very sexy and cute ass guy that is always a gentleman and shows respect. Obsessed with shoes and style and always on fleek. Smart, athletic, and loyal all the time. You always need a jovanni.
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Also one of those funny guys witch is also handsome.
Also one of those funny guys witch is also handsome.
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