Johann is a Pakistani/Spanish 4 foot 3 Jewish niger. He always has the temptation of eating Manon's ass, and on his off days he jerks off to videos of Adam Chomic's cat, he is a mix of Jew and Muslim, although he was Christian but realized that its a bs religion and Jesus is my daddy and never existed. He also is a male that fractured his bicep but lied about it to be cool, he was fingering Lavanya and suddenly broke his shoulder.

Stop being a 'Johannisburg Pinto

Johannisburg Pinto by MyMomBigGaylol? February 21, 2018

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Jovanni

A very sexy and cute ass guy that is always a gentleman and shows respect. Obsessed with shoes and style and always on fleek. Smart, athletic, and loyal all the time. You always need a jovanni.

“Omg is that jovanni..... he is soo boyfriend material.”

Jovanni by Lexi_sherbett103 December 3, 2018

Jovanni

Is a guy that gets all the hoes and the best at soccer.
Also one of those funny guys witch is also handsome.

1. I wish I was Jovanni.

2. I wish I was as good at soccer.

Jovanni by Hoes all over me December 20, 2016

Johannie

Probably the best girlfriend one could possibly have. She is dazzlingly beautiful and also super smart. She is open-minded, trustworthy, and dedicated, and will be by your side through thick and thin. And she will also never cease o make you smile.

Johannie is the best person in the world. :3

Johannie by Bombarde May 23, 2013

Johannie

A amazing ship between Annie Leblanc and Johnny Orlando I personally think that they are cute and should be together but everyone thinks different.It is also now as I’m Brat characters Sam and Ryhme which is SHYME.

Hmmmm…………I SHIP JOHANNIE AND SHYME AND ITS MY OPINION

Johannie by Johanniexcuddles April 24, 2019

Jovanni

Jovanni's are funny kind and loving people they tend to have inside jokes of their own but that doesn't mean they aren't successful people cause they are very successful, they tend to have everything in place at the correct time they are handsome as well followed by smart and unique they can be a handful sometimes but if you have a Jovanni keep them they are important to have :)

Damn Jovanni you be funny as fuck

Jovanni by Oofieluvs October 2, 2020

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026